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Song Parodies -> "I Demand a Refund!"

Original Song Title:

"Poison Arrow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABC

Parody Song Title:

"I Demand a Refund!"

Parody Written by:

Heathcliff the Cat

The Lyrics

Okay, this one's based around getting dodgy goods from a supermarket, demanding money back and getting a half-hearted response. *puts hand up* been there.
When I bought this cake from you
Indeed it looked delicious
Yet when I sliced the sponge in two
I was suspicious
The filling had gone moldy green
I wept with my consumption
Thanks guys, I'm now receiving painful excretions

Who spiked my cake?
You did, you did
Hours on the toilet
Smells rancid, rancid
Guess what's at stake?
Rep-u-ta-tion!

I demand a refund for my caaaake!
I demand a refund!
I demand a refund for my caaaake!
I demand a refund!

Last sunday evening i tried out your beer
The effects clear thereafter instilled me with fear
My tongue had gone purple, or violet at best
This drink I deem fit solely for litmus tests!
This is no fantasy!
What I recall is true
So hand over your cash
It's what I expect of you, expect of you

Who spiked my drink?
You did, you did
Hunched over the toilet
Looked stupid, stupid
Guess what's at brink?
Re-pu-ta-tion!

I demand a refund for my alcohol!
I demand a refund!
I demand a refund for my alcohol!
I demand a refund!

Who made me spend?
You did, you did
Customer service?
Half-hearted!
This isn't the end!
It's started!
I'll never be back with a basket or cart!

I demand a refund from your store!
I demand a refund!
I demand a refund from your sto-hor-hore!
I demand a refund!

I demand a refund!

I demand a refund!





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Cat - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I feel ya, man. A turkey sandwich from a sandwich shop chain that shall remain unnamed gave me the most awful food poisoning for three days back in July. I still want to sue. 555.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody.

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