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Song Parodies -> "I'm Bad Like Dave Seville"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Bad,I'm Nationwide"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Bad Like Dave Seville"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Well I was watching Sesame Street in my TV
I had a taping of a segment that's called Journey To Ernie
I'm going downtown in the Sunday afternoon
I'm not laughing but I'm angry and I've been sad too soon
Oh I'm bad like Dave Seville
Yes I'm bad like Dave Seville

Not too much that I played some Mortal Kombat 3
I had five stupid ways to kill that stupid girl I see
I just need to kill her with a dumb chainsaw
And plastic explosives,and rotten Cole Slaw
Guess who's back? It's Dave Seville
You will see that Dave Seville

What if the people still confess me? They are now bored
I'll go hide in the basement,those strangers are a cruel horde
Foind of New York Mets and Montreal Expos
Even Tampa Bay Lightning and Blackhawks of Chicago
I'm bad like Dave Seville
So I'm bad,bad,bad,bad,bad like Dave Seville

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Huh - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Who the heck is Dave Seville?
Agrimorfee - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
That is the pen name of Ross Bagdasarian, the creator of The Chipmunks (Alvin, Simon, Theodore), most famed for the Christmas classic "The Chipmunk Song" ("we can't hardly stand the wait, please Christmas don't be late...). "Dave" is the father/mentor of the trio who tries to keep Alvin's behavior in check throughout the song, and in their subsequent 50 year career in other recordings and TV cartoons. Why TSB is so damned obsessed with him, I have no earthly idea. :0

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