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Song Parodies -> "Gammera"

Original Song Title:

"La Grange"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

If you're in Japan
And a monster fan
Better grab your camera

You know who I'm talkin' about

You'll possibly
Close encounter the
Giant turtle, Gammera
He's got a shell that spin-twirls

No mercy
A claw claw claw claw claw
A craw craw craw

When he's breathin' fire
Tokyo expires
But to kids he is their best friend
A hmm hmm

When he hits the town
While he's spinnin' round
Then it's soon both stirred and shaken
Hmm hmm hmm

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Rob Arndt - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
I miss the old man in a rubber suit SPFX days!!! 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah, Japanese monsters and CGI don't mix!
Rob Arndt - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Have you seen the S Korean horror movie "The Host"? Amazon- $11+ S&H:
Porfle Popnecker - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Nope, haven't run across that one yet. I got "Gammera" and one of its sequels a while back in a 12 movie set at Wal-Mart for five bucks.

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