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Song Parodies -> "Fool For Stephen Hawking"

Original Song Title:

"Fool For Your Stockings"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Fool For Stephen Hawking"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Now I've got the coolest ride
And threads by Christian Dior
My 'tude is ruff and tuff
Should have women by the score

And it's not right
I said that it's not right
I look for love but can't get it
Cause she prefers Stephen Hawking, over me

Well, she thinks that my jokes are funny
My Bush impression is, too
But now I come off as brainless
Next to his monster-sized I.Q.

And it's not right
I said that it's not right, baby
Well, she won't let me forget it
I'm way behind Stephen Hawking, mentally, yeah


Now I don't talk like a robot
Or ride around in a chair
I don't have Coke bottle glasses
Or Macauley Culkin hair

I've lost the fight
I said yes, oh yes, I have lost the fight
I've really come to regret it
Not bein' like Stephen Hawking, totally

Have mercy

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Total Votes: 2

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Rob Arndt - December 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Hawking is over-rated IMO- Tesla was the real genius ;-)
Porfle Popnecker - December 13, 2011 - Report this comment
So, he had brains and knew how to use 'em?

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