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Song Parodies -> "A Different View Pt. 2: I'm Not Yet A Dead Man"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not A Robot Man"

Original Performer:

Zdravko Čolić

Parody Song Title:

"A Different View Pt. 2: I'm Not Yet A Dead Man"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Now we come to Scene 2 of "Monty Python's Holy Grail: A Different View", the "bring out your dead" scene. This one is sung from the point of view of the "dead" guy. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS? (Extras included!)
A dead man, a dead man,
He’s not yet a dead man!
[x4]

I got my five senses!
I got my five senses, baby!
I got my five senses,
‘Cause I’m not yet a dead man!

A dead man, a dead man,
He’s not yet a dead man!
[x2]

Why don’t you just treat me like the living?
I’m still feeling so healthy!
You say you don’t need me,
Well too bad, ‘cause I’m staying!

They’re asking for money, don’t you pay them,
‘Cause they cannot take a live man!
Please let me go, I’m not dead,
Remove me from their hands!

I got my five senses!
I got my five senses, baby!
I got my five senses,
I’m not yet a dead man!

I got my five senses!
I got my five senses, baby!
I got my five senses,
‘Cause I’m not yet a dead man!

A dead man, a dead man,
He’s not yet a dead man!
[x2]

I’m getting much better, yeah that’s right!
Oh, I feel so alive, man!
I’m feeling so happy!
Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am!

You can’t send me packing, I’m not dead yet!
Can’t you see my heart’s still beating?
Next time they come, you should check
Before you bring your dead!

I got my five senses!
I got my five senses, baby!
I got my five senses,
I’m not yet a dead man!

I got my five senses!
I got my five senses, baby!
I got my five senses,
‘Cause I’m not yet a dead man!

A dead man, a dead man,
He’s not yet a dead man!
[x2]

I don’t stink like a dead man!
I don’t lie still like a dead man!
I don’t feel like a dead man!
And I don’t rot like a dead man!
Hey, can’t you see (see)-
Can’t you see I’m not a dead man?

I got my five senses!
I got my five senses, baby!
I got my five senses,
I’m not yet a dead man!

I got my five senses!
I got my five senses, baby!
I got my five senses,
I’m not yet a dead man!

A dead man, a dead man,
He’s not yet a dead man!
[x2]
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by bringing out the dead, and boy, do they smell!

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Old Man Ribber - July 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Dylan - Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! ;D

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