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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Know Why I Lie For Him"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Know How to Love Him"

Original Performer:

Yvonne Elliman (from Jesus Christ Superstar)

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Know Why I Lie For Him"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Poor Sarah Sanders.....every day at the podium she looks like a snorting pig. Here we find Sarah Huckleberry Hounders admitting that she lies for Trump, and realizes that after the orange fool gets voted out next year, she'll have no job. Who the %$#@ would hire her? Used car salesman? Oh yeah, that's right.........FOX NEWS!! You go, girl!
SARAH SANDERS:

I don't know why I lie for him
Why I do what I do for him
He's deranged, and really strange
For these past two years, when I hear myself
I think I "need some help...."

I don't know why I'm faking this
I can see his stupidity
He's a man.... He's a con man
And he's told so many lies before
His average every day..... is 44.

Can't he tone it down?
Can't he shut his mouth
Why do I still lie once the truth comes out?
No one will hire me after this.........
Once they vote us out

S N L thinks that it's funny
Aidy Bryant does her rendition
Poking fun... at all I've said
So harsh, so cruel, (I) look like a fool
Funny late-night shows embarrass me so

(String Section Solo)

Who'd want to hire me after this????
Once they vote us out
Yet, if he tried to fire me
I'd be loyal. I'd keep silent
I wouldn't mope....won't give up hope

I'd hang my head, and walk away
I'd go get my own show
On the Fox Chan-nell
I sold my soul......for that @$$hole.......

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2Eagle - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
What a load of delusional crap.
Bernie Sanders 2020 - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Bread lines are a GOOD THING!
Cornholicus Booker 2020 - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
I totally didn't rape that dude!
Kamala Whoreass 2020 - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
A BLOW for women's rights!
Fauxcahontas Warren 2020 - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
I IDENTIFY as a native; that should be enough for you tranny creeps!
Hillary Clinton 2020 - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Kathy Shelton was just FANTASIZING about being raped when she was 12!
Pete Buttigieg 2020 - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Stop snickering at my name, you lousy BREEDERS!
"Out" Fagazine - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Telling Iran to stop throwing homos off high buildings is RACIST!
Michael Pacholek - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Looks like you touched a nerve, Jeff. Next time, touch it harder! Dumb right-wing schmucks, they can't handle that not only is he a liar who works for Putin, but Dumb Donald is SO dumb!
alexander's ragtag band - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Jeff from Richmond VA, your VA politicians lie for themselves.
Reality Dweller - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Ah, how you tinfoil-hatted Dan-Rather-worshiping wackos must be twisting in the wind ever since we threw out your illegal racist Kenyan usurper in 2016 and put the adults back in charge, MP!
PR - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
"Snorting pig"?! You are WAY too kind.
Libby - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Reality Dweller forgets that Presidents only have two terms. BO wasn't thrown out, dumbass. It's that kind of intelligence that keeps it supporting Der Orange Fuerher. Relevant Security Code: MFU.
Mutt in Richmond VA - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Let's not hear any more talk about my partner Jeff being only the SECOND biggest mouth foamer on this website. I think this settles the issue, dont you?
2Eagle - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
~I did not post the above comment ~~~ Donald Trump ~ Superstar.

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