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Song Parodies -> "Tebow And The Jets"

Original Song Title:

"Benny And The Jets"

Original Performer:

Written by Bernie Taupin

Parody Song Title:

"Tebow And The Jets"

Parody Written by:

Rigby

The Lyrics

Jet Fans, kneel and pray together
Your QB's tight with someone who’s been known to change the weather
He’ll shill the golden rule all right
And New York bound
You're gonna hear some Christian music
But will he astound?

Hail Mary and Wildcat – have you seen him yet?
Could Sanchez be out?
T- T- T-Tebow and the Jets

Some say he’s weird and some wonderful
Now Tebow he's wearin’ Green
He's got them Christian roots wore Gator “boots”
But is he ready for the New York scene?
T- T- T-Tebow and the Jets

Jet fans, come on get your faith back
Playing from behind then Tebow makes a comeback
He could survive, if Jesus helps him throw long
But we have no patience ‘bout our defeats
And we don’t like to be wronged

Hail Mary and Wildcat – have you seen him yet?
Are you still in doubt?
T- T- T-Tebow and the Jets

Will he be jeered or (in)credible?
This still remains to be seen
He's got them Christian roots wore Gator “boots”
Bet he’s never met a City “Queen”
T- T- T-Tebow and the Jets

Hail Mary and Wildcat – have you seen him yet?
Could force Sanchez out.
T- T- T-Tebow and the Jets

Some say he’s weird and some wonderful
Now Tebow he's bleedin’ Green
He's got them Christian roots wore Gator “boots”
And knows the words to John 3:17
T- T- T-Tebow and the Jets

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Dan Creeden - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
555, Love the John 3:17 line. Perfect....
Puto - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Made me laugh! Keep em coming! 5s
Callmelennie - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Hark now, Rigby to the words of John 5:55 -- Assuredly I say unto you that thou mayest transcribe a parody of the quarterback Timothy that the multitudes shall greet with mirth and laughter and yet steer clear of the error of wrathful scorn
Robert J. Pagliaro - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Dan, Puto and Call. (Thankfully, I'm a Giants fan.) later bob
Qbow - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Great job overall, but first two lines are awesome.
Porfle Popnecker - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Have no idea what this is about but I like it anyway.
Robert J. Pagliaro - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Q - but Bernie Taupin gets the credit for the "weather line" - I just used it. Thanks Porfle. bob
Qbow - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I dunno, I think you're being modest - I'm not sure the original lyric is even referring to His Celestial Highness, but regardless, you've put a nice twist on it here.
Jets Fan - March 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Best T-T-T-Tebow and the Jets parody i've seen yet.
Callmelennie - March 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Yes, Jets Fan, but can it top "Lennie and His Pets", the long overdue lament of the sad fate of Lennie Small from the Steinbeck novel "Of Mice and Men" Coming soon to an Amiright page near you
Robert J. Pagliaro - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Jets Fan. Cell - we'll look for "Lennie and his Pets". later bob

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