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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Burger"

Original Song Title:

"Wonder Woman"

Original Performer:

Wonder Woman TV Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Crazy Burger"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Ultra-Posh Burger or alternatively the Douche Burger. You decide!
Crazy Burger!
Crazy Burger!
Something only for a rich dude
and his spending we detest
No, this can't be right
But it is a sight
Where can I read a review???

Crazy Burger!
Crazy Burger!

Kobe beef is used in you
Wrapped in a gold leaf too
Foie Gras,, caviar, lobster we love
Truffles, Kopu Luwak sauce
Himalayan rock salt and grouyere to consume!!!

Crazy Burger!
Is this a blunder, this Crazy Burger?

Who on earth would order you?
Except a stupid spoiled-rotten dude?
Showing off his gold
With a move so bold
'Cause this sure isn't typical fast food!!!

Crazy Burger!
Crazy Burger!

$666 each*, you fool, for this Crazy Burger!
Note: this is a real Burger and yes, you eat the gold leaf too! Btw, the aged grouyere cheese is steamed in champagne before being applied!!!

* The price includes the wrapper which is three $100 bills! So you get back $300 all greasy and slimy. Money to burn? No, money to throw away! Part of the fun is to watch other people pick up the discarded wrapper '!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Jonathan - July 05, 2017 - Report this comment
I'll stick to Carl's Jr. thanks... 5s
Jeff - July 05, 2017 - Report this comment
$666, eh? Must be one devil of a burger! (Bad pun)
Big Jim - July 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Hell, I got 700 bucks laying in my sock drawer. Where can I buy one? 5s buddy!
Rob Arndt - July 06, 2017 - Report this comment
666 Burger food truck, NYC! The owner's girlfriend thought it up! Btw, the world's most expensive burger is a stem cell hamburger at $330,000! No cow slaughtered,

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