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Song Parodies -> "Evil Hamster"

Original Song Title:

"Wonder Woman"

Original Performer:

Wonder Woman TV Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Evil Hamster"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My pet Bat-eared Siberian hamster Sergei...
Evil Hamster!
Evil Hamster!
Don't know why I ever bought you
'cause you seem like you're possessed
Keep me up all night
No, you aren't all right
On the cage bars you do chew

Evil Hamster!
Evil Hamster!

Can't stand the havoc that you do
like when you pee on your food
Throw bedding from your cage
Sends me into rage
Wish you stayed in your igloo

Evil Hamster!
Black Satan's helper, Evil Hamster

I wish I never had picked you
at Pet Smart you looked so cute
But you act so cold
You, I cannot hold
I'm thinking of using you as snake food!!!

Evil Hamster!
Evil Hamster!

You're an annoyance, Evil Hamster!
Note: I would never feed him to a snake, but a toilet flush is not out of the question ;-)

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Peter Andersson - September 01, 2014 - Report this comment
The lighter side of Rob - I like it - 555! As for Wonder Woman that series never made it over here to Sweden, a little youtube-viewing tells me that there are at least two big reasons that is a shame, I'd snake her anyday!
Rob Arndt - September 01, 2014 - Report this comment
Peter, did Sweden ever get the "Xena" series? And btw, the new Wonder Woman will be in the "Batman vs Superman" DC movie slated for 2016. An Israeli model plays her. They re-imagined her outfit to be more Amazonian.
Peter Andersson - September 01, 2014 - Report this comment
Oh yes! We got the whole Xena series, including the final episode where she was frozen down for eternity, a nice opening for it to be rebooted again by a thaw if they ever find a new actress who can fill her... shoes.

I especially liked all the episodes where the writers made up excuses for her to have a hot tub scene with that Whatsherface sidekick girl - still I gotta say about those that it was the saddest historical fact I've ever learned that already the ancient greeks must have invented bathtub foam! :-(
Rob Arndt - September 02, 2014 - Report this comment
Didn't watch Xena that much, but its sounds like they should have used rose petals in the water instead to cover nudity. Ancient peoples used to use flower petals in water to make themselves smell better. Back to Wonder Woman- I'm disappointed that DC couldn't have given her a separate movie for introduction. She almost certainly would have faced Cheetah as adversary (as in the last sequence of the animated movie). Instead, there is rush by DC to form the Justice League for that movie which is way behind schedule compared to Marvel's Avengers and X-Men franchises.

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