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Song Parodies -> "Sexy Beach Thongs"

Original Song Title:

"Silly Love Songs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Sexy Beach Thongs"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

God knows beach goers will never grow tired of…
Sexy Beach Thongs

Oh Lord do have mercy
When their cheeks are out to show

Sun bathers like to hit the beach in…
Stringy Butt Floss

Will they burn in hell?
God only knows
He wants to save your skin
God loves you
God loves you
God loves you
God loves you
He knows your pain
His Son was slain for thee
Pray
That He’ll keep
You safe and well

You need him now ‘cause
He can save your skin
God loves you
God loves you
God’s much too big for a Speedo®
Moses did see His hinder parts
I always know that when I need help
He’s isn’t tiny
No
He isn’t puny
God isn’t lacking in heart
Now let me tell you about His great love
Now let me tell you about His great love
God loves you
God loves you
God loves you
God loves you

He knows your pain
His Son was slain for thee


Hey!
Can you see
Yeah
He is the Lord
He is the Almighty

Hey!
Can you see?

You think that Jesus was crucified in a…
Simple Loin Cloth?
When you think about it
It may be we’ll never
Know
Oh
So
Some people gird their minds with
Godly Love Thoughts

Are they criminals?

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alvin - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
odd juxtaposition of concepts here...kept me off-kilter
UnKnownVotress - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds a little Roman paganish to me . . . that's the way they 'saw' their god force.

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