Stuck inside these four walls
Ain't left since forever
Tired of everyone
Run away like LePew
Like I was LePew
Une skunque de Pew

If I ever get out of here
I gotta get some jack to pay
my overdue hot water bill
So I can take a shower today
If I ever get out of here
If I ever get out of here

As I sort through mail and the threats of jail
A package left to move
The label says it's industrial strength
It's new and improved
Ban's new roll-on, Ban's new roll-on
It's guaranteed to do the deed
Not offending everyone
'Cause it's ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on

And the strangest odor from my mighty arm
Was about to split the scene
Now the perfume that fills my room
Is musk and evergreen
Ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
Made from perfumed balm, scent and napalm
And now the stench is gone
Cause of ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
Ban's new roll-on, (yeah!) ban's new roll-on

As I leave my apartment for the mighty crowd
As I run out the door
I'm sure for certain my feelings won't be hurtin'
Cause for the first time I'm sure
Ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
I've wondered for years about Brittany Spears
Maybe she'll love me now
Cause of ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
Ban's new roll-on (Yeah!), Ban's new roll-on