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Song Parodies -> "Ban's New Roll-on"

Original Song Title:

"Band on the Run"

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Parody Song Title:

"Ban's New Roll-on"

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The Lyrics

Stuck inside these four walls
Ain't left since forever
Tired of everyone
Run away like LePew
Like I was LePew
Une skunque de Pew

If I ever get out of here
I gotta get some jack to pay
my overdue hot water bill
So I can take a shower today
If I ever get out of here
If I ever get out of here

As I sort through mail and the threats of jail
A package left to move
The label says it's industrial strength
It's new and improved
Ban's new roll-on, Ban's new roll-on
It's guaranteed to do the deed
Not offending everyone
'Cause it's ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on

And the strangest odor from my mighty arm
Was about to split the scene
Now the perfume that fills my room
Is musk and evergreen
Ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
Made from perfumed balm, scent and napalm
And now the stench is gone
Cause of ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
Ban's new roll-on, (yeah!) ban's new roll-on

As I leave my apartment for the mighty crowd
As I run out the door
I'm sure for certain my feelings won't be hurtin'
Cause for the first time I'm sure
Ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
I've wondered for years about Brittany Spears
Maybe she'll love me now
Cause of ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
Ban's new roll-on (Yeah!), Ban's new roll-on
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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   2

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Johnny D - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi dobbs! Funny, good overall concept, but pacing is off in too many places to rate a 5 for pacing....still a good solid 4 for pacing, and 5's for everything else, so good job! Keep up the good work!
Phil Alexander - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll second what JD's just said, but add that "Made from perfumed balm, scent and napalm" is a wonderful line :-)
dobbs - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks guys. That line was a last minute addition, Phil. Funny how that works sometimes. - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Two more thumbs up for the napalm line.
Agrimorfee - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny. 455
Guy - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This is friggin' funny. Great lines and an original idea for a great Paul McCartney number. Well done.
dobbs - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
JMJ I was just tryin' to make it rhyme. Thanks.

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