Song Parodies -> Bad Case Of Runs
| Original Song Title: | "Band On The Run" |
| Original Performer: | Wings |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bad Case Of Runs" |
| Parody Written by: | sloatead |
it's amazing how low i'll sink for a parody
Stuck inside this small room
Feels like it's forever
Never eat burritos
Not again
Wet poo, mama
Ooh, mama
Eeww
If I ever get out of here
Thought of throwing it all away
No more Pepe's or Taco Bell
Might even go vegan today
If I ever get out of here
(If he ever gets out of here)
Well the crap exploded with a mighty splash
As it fell into the john
And the first three roles of the t.p. are gone
I'm down to my last one
Bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
I blame Taco Man and Salsa Sam for flaming up my bung
With a bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
A bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
My right foot's asleep and so is my left thigh
And my bum is getting numb
And the phone keeps ringing, but I can't reply
'Cause I got a case of runs
Bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
I blame Taco Man and Salsa Sam for flaming up my bung
With a bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
A bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
Well the poop keeps falling in the toilet bowl
It keeps on dribbling down
And my friends are searching for me everywhere
Hope like this I won't be found
Bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
And this runny sludge, it sure aint fudge, will flow forever more
It's a bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
A bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
Feels like it's forever
Never eat burritos
Not again
Wet poo, mama
Ooh, mama
Eeww
If I ever get out of here
Thought of throwing it all away
No more Pepe's or Taco Bell
Might even go vegan today
If I ever get out of here
(If he ever gets out of here)
Well the crap exploded with a mighty splash
As it fell into the john
And the first three roles of the t.p. are gone
I'm down to my last one
Bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
I blame Taco Man and Salsa Sam for flaming up my bung
With a bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
A bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
My right foot's asleep and so is my left thigh
And my bum is getting numb
And the phone keeps ringing, but I can't reply
'Cause I got a case of runs
Bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
I blame Taco Man and Salsa Sam for flaming up my bung
With a bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
A bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
Well the poop keeps falling in the toilet bowl
It keeps on dribbling down
And my friends are searching for me everywhere
Hope like this I won't be found
Bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
And this runny sludge, it sure aint fudge, will flow forever more
It's a bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
A bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
well, there it is, my first full fledged bathroom parody, now i'm just like all the rest of you nut cases :-P
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Well, lunch isn't going to be anytime soon NOW.... ;-)
Disgusting... but very well crafted... smelly, wet 5's.
"Well the crap exploded with a mighty splash"
"As it fell into the john"
Now THAT is inspired (or extruded) parody toilet humor! 5's
"As it fell into the john"
Now THAT is inspired (or extruded) parody toilet humor! 5's
5s....quite possibly the best diarrhea song ever...thanks for sharing
Absolutely smashing! Brilliant! 5,5,5 on the Poopie Longstocking Poop-Meter!
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