Hey do it now
yeah hey
Yeah,
Once I was a bar room bouncer
Workin near a trailer park dive
We always had our brawlers (yup)
Throwing up their red neck jive
It always got real nasty,(yeah)
Had to stop them feelin' their oats
It was derelict duty,(Yes it was)
To "do se do" and toss out the goats
Yeah there was
Wrastlin' and swingin'
and donkeys 4 the honkies
And just when I had it I often turned around and shouted
Park your clunky Buick white trash
Keep from drunken driving right?
Park that junky hooptie white trash
Go ride this donkey and drink your Wi-ld Turkey with you wife
With my wife? [he says]
Yeah! With your wife! [I'd say]

Gotta park that countrified Buick, man

Spoken:
Hey wait a minute
At first it wasn't easy
Bouncin' Trailer Trash and goats
Business was getting crazy
I knew I'd have to let it go
But now I'm so much stranger
I've no more danger
I'm farming out in every way
Boy I never regret me leavin'
no I don't
Or how I lost my Stetson that day
First it was...
Howdy then Rowdy'
Wi-ld and unbridled
And just when I had it I quickly turned around and shouted
Park your clunky Buick white trash
Keep from drunken driving right?
Park your junky hooptie white trash
Jump in the saddle and ride this donkey taxis till you dry
Till you dry?
oh till you dry
I shouted park that clunky Buick
Park that clunky Buick
Park that clunky Buick
Gotta park your hooptie
Clunky Buick
Park that clunky Buick