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Song Parodies -> "Werewolves of Blackjack"

Original Song Title:

"Werewolves of London"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Werewolves of Blackjack"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

Werewolves of Blackjack

I saw a werewolf with a wad of money in his hand,
Walking the streets of Vegas half alive.
He was looking for a game called Single Deck,
Gonna get a big dish of six-to-five.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Blackjack, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Blackjack, Ahwooooo!

You hear ‘em howling around the Blackjack pit,
Whining ‘cause they don’t win.
Bushels of bankrolls got mutilated late last night,
Werewolves of Blackjack again.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Blackjack, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Blackjack, Ahwooooo!

He's the IQ challenged gent, who couldn’t win a cent,
Lately he's been losing at Flamingo.
You better stay away from him,
He’ll split his fives against a ten,
Huh! I wish he’d go play Bingo.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Blackjack, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Blackjack, Ahwooooo!

I saw Ms. Psychic hit hard seventeen,
She was a Werewolf of Blackjack.
I saw ol' Lucky split his sevens on a queen,
He was a Werewolf of Blackjack.
I saw Mister Wiseman talking about the Sacred Flow of the Cards,
His advice was worthless!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Blackjack, Ahwooooo!
Huh! Draw cards!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Blackjack, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo...

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alvin - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...fun concept....especially liked the flamingo / bingo rhyme
Michael Pacholek - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
What a card you are. This might be the best Zevon parody yet. I actually stayed at the Flamingo when I went to Vegas, and let's just say Benjamin (Don't Call Me "Bugsy!") Siegel wouldn't have appreciated how run-down it got.
UnKnownVotrix - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
^ Yes, Lord Pacholek, Mr Siegal was a classy gent !
Mark Scotti - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Always loved the OS, and this was a great parody to sink my teeth into... Five howls on the pair of fives dealt....

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