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Song Parodies -> "Schierholtz is Fearless"

Original Song Title:

"Werewolves of London"

Original Performer:

Warren Zeavon

Parody Song Title:

"Schierholtz is Fearless"

Parody Written by:

Mari Aranoff

The Lyrics

Lately I've been writing parodies about members of the San Francisco Giants and performing them at open mics. They have been receiving good responses, even from people who don't know baseball. This one's about outfielder Nate Schierholtz, one of my favorite players.
I saw Nate Schierholz with a hard-hit baseball in his hand
Diving headfirst for a high fly out in right
He was throwin’ from the wall for one big out
Ball got to the catcher at the perfect height
Aaaaooo, Schierholtz is fearless, aaaaooo

If you’re gonna be pitching for the other team
Better not let him hit
He’ll rip the seams off any ball you can throw
And goes to bat with no protection
Aaaaooo, Schierholtz is fearless, aaaaooo

He’s the lefty-hitter, sure, who homered out at Coors
And the ball’s still sailing over Denver
When he made that flying snatch
A great game-saving catch
The Dodgers all surrendered
Aaaaooo, Schierholtz is fearless, aaaaooo

I saw Bruce Bochy calling Nate in late
Doing defense and hot hitting
I saw Bruce Bochy making Nate a starter now
He’s not called Nate the Great for nothing
I saw Nate Schierholtz taking his hat off after a big play
And his hair was missing
Aaaaooo, Schierholtz is hairless, aaaaooo
Aaaaooo, Schierholtz is fearless, aaaaooo

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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John Barry - August 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Less than a giant brain bombed you, Mari. Where are you doing the mics these days?
Mari - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Hi John! I'm doing open mics at Mission City in Santa Clara and Red Rocks in Mountain View. How are you?
Jim M - September 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Giants rule, Dodgers drool! Great job on your Nate parody. Maybe it will be good luck charm so that he can get well soon and get back in the game.

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