-> "Schierholtz is Fearless"
Original Song Title:
"Werewolves of London"
Original Performer:
Warren Zeavon
Parody Song Title:
"Schierholtz is Fearless"
The Lyrics
I saw Nate Schierholz with a hard-hit baseball in his hand
Diving headfirst for a high fly out in right
He was throwin’ from the wall for one big out
Ball got to the catcher at the perfect height
Aaaaooo, Schierholtz is fearless, aaaaooo
If you’re gonna be pitching for the other team
Better not let him hit
He’ll rip the seams off any ball you can throw
And goes to bat with no protection
Aaaaooo, Schierholtz is fearless, aaaaooo
He’s the lefty-hitter, sure, who homered out at Coors
And the ball’s still sailing over Denver
When he made that flying snatch
A great game-saving catch
The Dodgers all surrendered
Aaaaooo, Schierholtz is fearless, aaaaooo
I saw Bruce Bochy calling Nate in late
Doing defense and hot hitting
I saw Bruce Bochy making Nate a starter now
He’s not called Nate the Great for nothing
I saw Nate Schierholtz taking his hat off after a big play
And his hair was missing
Aaaaooo, Schierholtz is hairless, aaaaooo
Aaaaooo, Schierholtz is fearless, aaaaooo
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