-> "I Don't Need Depends"
Original Song Title:
"Why Can't We Be Friends"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Need Depends"
The Lyrics
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
Running to the bathroom I despise
But Lord knows I could use the exercise
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
They're packaged well but I get a bad wrap
We're both disposable and smell like crap
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
Damn nurse stuffs pills down my throat by the cup
When I crap my pants, "nurse, come clean this up!"
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
The color white just ain't in style now
My underwear look so much better brown
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
Might buy Huggies instead to save some cash
Fit too damn tight, but look at my cool rash
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I might be old but I'm childish
Could hold it in but I enjoy the mess
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
Would they help me to stop losing friends?
Well, yeah, no, maybe, I guess, it depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
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