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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Need Depends"

Original Song Title:

"Why Can't We Be Friends"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

War

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Need Depends"

Parody Written by:

Confission

The Lyrics

I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends

Running to the bathroom I despise
But Lord knows I could use the exercise

I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends

They're packaged well but I get a bad wrap
We're both disposable and smell like crap

I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends

Damn nurse stuffs pills down my throat by the cup
When I crap my pants, "nurse, come clean this up!"

I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends

The color white just ain't in style now
My underwear look so much better brown

I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends

Might buy Huggies instead to save some cash
Fit too damn tight, but look at my cool rash

I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends

I might be old but I'm childish
Could hold it in but I enjoy the mess

I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends

Would they help me to stop losing friends?
Well, yeah, no, maybe, I guess, it depends

I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends
I don't need Depends

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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 2   1
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   2
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Guy - July 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Quite dependable - The last line earns you 5's. Just a suggestion - you could get more mileage out of this if you varied the choruses. I've done this song and it is not all that difficult to vary them. It just takes a bit of creativity and a bit more time, but you get extra mileage out of it.

So what's with the ones vote? This is the second all ones I've seen today and this is only the second parody that I have scanned. No matter. I'm fiving it and that will bring the numbers up if that matters to you. Me, I don't pay a lot of attention to votes on my work. It is the comments that matter to me.
Confission - July 05, 2010 - Report this comment
i assume they just don't like the parodies, which is cool, i appreciate all the input i can get. thanks for the feedback; i hadn't even considered varying the choruses, sounds like a good idea.
Guy - July 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Confission - No it is not that folks don't like your parodies. The "ones" person went ballistic on everyone yesterday for some unknown reason. Another reason is that most of the regular writers did not post this day and therefore may not have even visited the site. Another hint - unless you are going for volumn, I'd suggest not putting out so many parodies at a time. Only the very best writers can mass produce without losing too much quality. My time was limited yesterday so I didn't even read all that many. Another thing is that it takes time to get recognised out here. Don't despair, just keep on plugging along. If you write well the veteran writers will give you the recognition you deserve. Suggest you read and heed how the top writers do what they do and follow their examples. Hope this helps and makes you feel better. I can see potential in you or I would not waste my time writing to you and helping you along. I've been writing off andon here since June of 2003. My first parodies lacked a lot but others thought I was worth keeping around so I was encouraged.

If you are wondering who I am then look at the author's page. I'm nine from the top. At one time I was 3rd from the top but I found that trying to stay there by mass producing only hurt me. So I took about a two year break and came back. I burned myself out. Read lots and follow the great ones.
Confission - July 06, 2010 - Report this comment
i wish i was creative enough to have written all of those in a day. i actually wrote all of those over the past few years but just never got around to posting them here (too lazy/apathetic). thanks for the helpful advice.

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