Song Parodies -> Flo-Rida

Original Song Title:

"Low Rider"

Original Performer:

War

  
Parody Song Title:

"Flo-Rida"

Parody Written by:

Andria

This parody is basically a statement of my distaste for the R&B act "Flo-Rida", whose megahit songs "Right Round" and "Low" seem to dominate the airwaves and even the "Music Choice" channel.
Oh, how I hate that Flo-Rida
That song “Right Round” gets me real riled
That Flo-Rida drives me truly in-sane
Flo-Rida, is a real moron

Hey!

Flo-Rida, on all the time, yeah
Flo-Rida, sells lots of CDs, yeah

Flo-Rida, go off the air now
That Flo-Rida don't ‘peal to me

Listen to it, listen to it
Listen to it and see
Listen to it, listen to it
Listen to it and see

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Mark Scotti - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Great bash, Andria!
Andria - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark. This was written after I had to put up with hearing "Right Round" 4 times in a day.
DJ Blaze - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Song/artist bashing has been popular around here. I just did one to the song "Chasing Cars" by Snow Patrol a few days ago, and now this one? Anyways, great job, and I am sick of hearing Right Round (and other talentless re-writings of old songs.) 555
Timmy1000 - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Great bash. I haven't heard this one, but I will take from you the thought that I probably don't want to.
TT - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Whoa, I thought you were bashing some of the US's prime turtle habitat, and was ready to rip you a new one, Never heard of the band, so OK to rip them. If they'ye that bad, though, they gotta lotta nerve, taking such a great name. Why not "New Jersey" lol (hides in shell, fearing NJ residents' retribution)
Fiddlegirl - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, or the band... but I think I recognize the feeling behind the sentiment of the expression of the parody... Oops, there I go-- right round again! ;)
Rosanne Rosannadanna - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
@ TT: Indeed, if "they'ye" that bad, they probably BELONG in New Jersey!

Exiling you to Noman. (Noman is an island...) ;)
Andria - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, DJ, I'll have to check that one out, thanks Timmy1K, unless you're one of those people who can't get enough of rap, BET and pimped-out SUVs (among other things lionized by popular music these days), you probably don't want to unless you like getting annoying, 100% talent-free "music" stuck between your ears for what seems like eternity, thanks TT, lol at the comment, and maybe there's another "boring" state out there to be chosen as a name for a crappy top-forty act (wait a sec, Kansas is already spoken for!), thanks Fiddlegirl, you probably won't hear this OS much if at all unless you listen to oldies and classic rock with impunity like I do, and thanks for your recognition of my loathing Flo-Rida, and thanks Rosanne, lol.
AFW - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Like TT said. I don't know the group, either..but good job on this..
TT to RR - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
How many times do I have to threaten suit under the ADA (Amphibians with Disabilities Act), or complain for lack of a preview pane (what a pane in the rear!), before typos are accepted as a matter of course? Wait, I have it -- Sensitivity Training. Put ski mittens on your hands, and type a few hundred thousand words. Let me know how you feel after that. ;) :P

BTW, I've been to Norman (OK), and Noman, which is my usual habitat (under water) is far preferable. Rend not for whom the hell holes-- it holes for thee. :D
Andria - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW... as I've said before, if you weren't into rock and roll back in the 70s or aren't a classic rock and oldies acolyte like me, you probably aren't gonna be familiar with this group, v/c always appreciated, and thanks again TT. Unlike Ms. Roseannadanna, I'm not that sensitive about typos unless they involve the spelling of my name or involve things like sending anthrax letters to my address instead of one that is a few numbers off. (j/k.)
Flo Rida - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thnks for ranting me and my songs. In fact, I'm struggling to sing the chorus in "Low" when I'm on concert. 555 for you, homie...
Andria - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Flo-Rida. I'd have never guessed that the subject of my rant would come and give me 5s. Thanks for v/c.
Christie Marie M - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I like Flo-Rida, but great job bashing him anyways! ;) I agree that most of his music is played out as it is. He also sang with Lady Gaga in this song "Starstruck" from her album "The Fame" along with Space Cowboy. Some people I know are sick of Flo-Rida as well. Perfect OS choice for your parody! 5's!
Andria - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie Marie. As for individual tastes in music, to each his or her own, and I'm not going to force my oldies on anyone but myself. And I know how you love Lady Gaga! I'm personally sick of her too, and there might be a parody about her in the works too.
Guy - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Andria - not familiar with the group or the music this parody is about but I get it just the same. I love this OS.

FloRida can kiss my ass now,
FloRida just passes gas now,
Soundin' just like chit, soundin' just like chit, soundin' just like chit -oo-wee.

Thought I'd have a bit of fun with the lyrics myself. Great write here. fives. fives and more fives.

@TT - Careful what you say about "Jersey" - I happen to agree with you but one Michael Pacholec will slap anyone's eyes off who messes with his state. You are warned tortoise!
Andria - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy. Your partial parody was very good, and this OS rocks.
alvin - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
flo-rida sucks...this rocks
Andria - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.

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