Runnin' down the field, leggy-tired
Lookin' at the sky, sleepy-eyed
Searchin for some yards, near-sighted
Cryin' for a loss, teary-eyed

(chorus)
It's the worst football team, it's true
It's worser for me and you
The Washington Federals
(repeat)

The team wanted playoff paradise
and a title ring sweet and nice
But instead they reversed happiness
and gave it up now, I guess

(repeat chorus 2x)

(long instrumental break for you Redskins fans)

They couldn't find yardage anywhere
The Generals and Stars have a title share
If you wanna fold this team, to be sure
Move to Orlando if you're secure

(repeat chorus 4x)