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Song Parodies -> "A Fifth of Tequila (I Think I'm Drunk)"

Original Song Title:

"A Fifth of Beethoven"

Original Performer:

Walter Murphy / Beethoven

Parody Song Title:

"A Fifth of Tequila (I Think I'm Drunk)"

Parody Written by:

American Tongue

The Lyrics

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Willie: Time to pass around the bottle boys! Come on in here and get a taste of this Fifth of Tequila.
All: YEAH!!
Willie: Let’s all get drunk!
Cool Dan: Let’s all get drunk!
Martin: My head is spinning,
My speech is slurring,
Ohhh, I think I’m drunk,
I think I’m drunk,
I think I’m so stinkin’ drunk!
Cool Dan: I think he’s drunk!
Willie: You ain’t drunk boy! You’ve just lost your marbles. Take a shot of that!
Lavern: Oh, excuse me. Can I have a shot, too?
Martin: Oh, my God! I can’t feel my legs!
Willie: Let’s all get drunk!
Martin: Can’t walk a line,
My face is red,
I think I’m drunk,
I think I’m so stinkin’ drunk,
I wanna go home!
Willie: Did somebody eat the worm?
Martin: I know I’m drunk!
Lyrics and voices by Derek Davis ©2013, American Tongue Communications Site name

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Old Man Ribber - February 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Tongue - Your effort has rekindled in me the desire to parody a straight classical composition. Thank you and good job. ;D
Bill Swan - February 11, 2013 - Report this comment
That's a tough one to parody....especially since it never had lyrics!
Bill Swan - February 11, 2013 - Report this comment
P.S. I did visit your website to hear it. The other parodies are impressive as well.

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