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Song Parodies -> "In The Jihad"

Original Song Title:

"In The Navy"

Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"In The Jihad"

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The Lyrics

Larry Helmsley submitted a parody of "In The Navy" a few days ago which reminded me of my own called "In The Jihad" I didn't post it when I wrote it because Susanne V had done a parody Called "In The ISIS" and i didn't want to be a copycat. But now that 18 months has passed, let me just ask the following question .....
Where can you spread terror
Cleanse the world of error
Of the West's apostasy?
Where can you begin
To make Allah's extreme laws come true
For the Jews and for Dhimmies?
Where can you learn to fly
Planes into tall high rise
Cause a great catastrophe?
Sign up for the Taliban
Where an aircraft un-manned
Blasts your cave with Hellfire heat

(In the Jihad) .. Yes, you can nail the Seventy*
(In the Jihad) .. Turn the clock back centuries
(In the Jihad) .. It's what the Prophet does command
(In the jihad, in the jihad) .. Might rend a theiving hand
(In the jihad) .. Come on, expand the Ummah land
(In the Jihad) .. Come on, disjoint your fellow man
(In the Jihad) .. Come on, martyr, burn that stand
(In the Jihad) In the Jihad (In the Jihad)

They have need, they have need
They have need for some more fresh meat

If your soul's indentured
Hurry lest you enter
Blazing Fire where you'll be cast
Dont you detonate
Shahid, if you'll just wait
They're wiring up your bomb vest fast
Maybe you are too young
To explode today
But dont you worry about a thing
For I'm sure we'll have use
For Allah's good crazies
Projecting mass insanity

(In the Jihad) .. Yes. you can nail the Seventy
(In the Jihad) .. Yes, you will cause the West unease
(In the Jihad) .. C'mon join eternal war
(In the Jihad, in the Jihad) .. Dont you know you'll earn the whores
(In the Jihad) .. C'mon expand Islam by sword
(In the Jihad) .. C'mon and do things they'll abhor
(In the Jihad) .. Come now, Caliphate's restored
(In the Jihad) In the Jihad (In the Jihad) In the JIHAD!

They have need, they have need
They have need for some new shahids (Bi' lah?)
They have need, they have need
They have need for some new fresh meat

(Al. Ham. Du .. Al. Ham. Du .. Al. Ham. Du .. Al. Ham. Du .. Al. Ham. Du*)

(But ... but I'm afraid of bloodshed)
(Hey, Brother, I get sick just looking at those beheading videos)
(How am I supposed to live in a cave?)

(In the Jihad) .. Yes, you might just score a Ghilmani*
(In the Jihad) .. Yes, your soul can rest at ease
(In the Jihad) .. Come on, now people slash a throat
(In the Jihad, in the Jihad) .. Might attack a navy boat
(In the Jihad) .. See the madness you'll promote
(in the Jihad) .. Here's a lyric about a goat
(In the Jihad) ......

*Actually there are 72 of these eager beavers, IF you get my meaning .... Al. Ham. Du. -- short for "Al Hamdulilah" ... Ghilmani* .. a male version of the Houri, which may or may not be a sex object for women (and also men) Quran's not clear on the issue one way or the other

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Larry Hensley - February 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Good to read this. Nice that authors inspire other authors on this site sometimes. 5's
Gays Are Welcome In the Navy Now - February 01, 2017 - Report this comment
The Navy thought about using the OS as a recruiting theme but nixed the idea over the "gay issue". Their loss. I saw the Village People play in a casino showroom. Good campy fun.

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