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Song Parodies -> "A.C.L.U. Part 2"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"A.C.L.U. Part 2"

Parody Written by:

Linda Terhune

The Lyrics

In light of the most recent (and not surprising) news about the lovely ACLU..
Old men in the US today
I said old men, who are straight or are gay
(Yes you) Old men there's another whole way
You can be a part of our family

Come and work at the A-C-L-U
We'll help at the A-C-L-U
If you like kid porn man
we all understand
you can lead a chapter be a big man!

Kid porn, we are into that stuff
(you bet), kid porn - work with us and your set
If you love boys, we all understand
we are with you all the way

Old men we hire the best
(Yes sir) - old men, forget all the rest
If you like boys, we are here we're your nest
You can lead a chapter with us

That's who we like at the A-C-L-U
And there's a spot here just for you
We know it's okay and we know it's your right
If you need a lad to get through the night

(we thought you might)

We're the A-C-L-U
We'll help you at the A-C-L-U
If you like kid porn man
we all understand
you can lead a chapter be a big man!

Come work at the A-C-L-U
Got a PC set up just for you
If you like kid porn man
we all understand
you can lead a chapter be a big man!

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Sam Spade - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I am gonna condemn this parody sweetheart, and if you are nice they will not hang you from your pretty little neck!
Michael Pacholek - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment
How come right-wingers are so obsessed about porn? Good thing you're a woman, because a man writing a parody about kid-porn to a Village People song would be... oh, let's not even go there. In the words of a good Democrat, C.J. Cregg (Allison Janney on "The West Wing"), it was bad, it was just bad.
Jason - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment
OMG! Your arch-enemy is back Michael! Looking forward to a few fireworks here!
Linda - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Sam Spade ---- thank you, I always thought my neck was pretty average looking, but thank you! -------- --- Michael: ---- I don't think obsessed is the word. When an ACLU leader has kiddy porn on his computer, it is not a big news story, the liberals would not dare make it one. So I am attempting to educate people out there, like you; a big contributor to the ACLU, the anti-Christian-Lucifer's-Union... be proud! ---------- ----- Jason ----- I may be Michael's enemy, but that's only because the self appointed king of amiright (Michael) is the jealous sort. I have no personal enemies....
Linda - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment
PS Michael; I forgot to mention that I am not really the type to be impressed by quotes from celebrities. The majority of them are high school.... (or sooner) drop outs who make their money by playing house for a living (something most children grow out of by the 3rd grade). (But if they are your heros; more power to you honey)
man in the seventh row - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment
excuse me, more popcorn please
Adagio - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked the parody. I'll have to read up on that and the A.C.L.U. For other reasons I'm not in favor of them.
Linda - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks Adagio - and it's always good to read up on what's going on with this group. There are a lot of reasons to NOT like them; I have another parody here that I wrote about them = maybe a year ago... bottom line: they are scary folk!
Meriadoc - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Groan - right after I put a tirade on Decades condemning 95% of politically based (read: right/left) parodies, then I have to go and read this. And I am laughing at it. And now I have to analyze if I would still think it was funny were I of the persuasion of Tong and Tong-lite... Damn - I hate having to question my motives.... now I wish I could stop giggling.... ;-D
Linda - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Meriadoc - awe! Maybe you don't need to question your motives - maybe this is just a "thing" and not a left/right issue, right? You are certainly welcome to believe that it isn't a republican / demoncrat thing if you wish.... but if you want to keep that belief, maybe you should skip reading any of my other parodies!
Christopher Nelson - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment
How come left wingers are so ok with child porn? By the way, i don't think there are any good democraps!
Ann Coulter in leather - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't worry Linda - I'm going to get Michael whipped into shape. ;-)
John Jenkins - March 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Charles Rust-Tierney, former president of the Virginia chapter of the ACLU, who once argued that Internet filters in libraries that limited children's access to pornography would interfere with their ability to learn and communicate, has been charged with possessing child pornography. Of course, Mr. Rust-Tierney is innocent until proven guilty, but this parody does an excellent job of pointing out how the ACLU is frequently misdirected in its pursuit of freedom.
Anti-Michael - March 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Why are right-wingers so obsessed with child porn? Um... Michael? Left-wingers are obsessed with child porn too... except when it happens to be found in the possession of fellow left-wingers. Or when the election is over. Whichever.
Linda - March 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Christopher Nelson = maybe one reason is that they are really anti-children! It makes sense, they fight against Jessica's law - favoring instead the trial lawyers that pay into their party and for their personal campaigns so well & so much. See, if there were mandatory laws for people who rape and hurt children like that for life, then the trial lawyers would not get to charge higher & higher fees in their attempt to get lesser sentences for the child rapist. It's about lawyer's money & about demoncrat money. They get hefty money from the national abortion doctor's association too. The most profitable kind of abortions are live birth abortions & if they are not cold blooded killing, nothing is! As for the child porn, hey, our house speaker marched with members of the Man Boy Love Association all the while this ACLU leader got off watching little kids being raped. Judges are giving no time for convicted and confessed child rapists. It's a morally robbed decline in values that these socialist demoncrats seek - an "all me" mentality... pretty sick huh?
Linda - March 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you Ann Coulter in leather - you go girl! ----- John Jenkins ---- not convicted as yet, but with a personal computer full of children being raped, it looks fairly guilty - is that better? ------ Anti-Michael ---- how true.
ACLU Truth - March 03, 2007 - Report this comment
You guys know as much about the ACLU as you do about cures for HIV. . .NOTHING! The ACLU does not represent child pornography, they represent the constitution. . .and I'm sorry that you can't see that. Jessica's Law DOES NOT save children and WOULD NOT have prevent what happened to Jessica. People like John Couey are going to do what they are going to do and he had a violent history. Jessica's Law turns children into sex offender, look at the registries in some of the NorthEast States. . .at least 6 states have children on their registry for having consenting sex with OTHER CHILDREN, all of which are affected by Jessica's Law. . .I tought Jessica's Law was to protect children from people like John Couey, but it's not, it's a revenge law that does nothing but create more sex offenders allowing REAL PREDATORS to blend in. . .when the next child is put through the horror that Jessica was. . .and you don't know which sex offender it was because there are far too many non-dangerous offenders mixed in, I'll remember you--and remember who supported the laws that made it happen.
Oh My God - March 03, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody is absolutely disgusting! It's nothing to joke about, and I don't think you know the ACLU at all--one person doesn't represent all of the ACLU, anymore than one priest represents all Churches. . .I didn't stop going to church because of what others did. Honestly, if you'd stop looking into the smoke screens, maybe one day you'll realize how rediculous you sound. Hail Linda!
Linda - March 03, 2007 - Report this comment
ACLU Truth - you must be blissful, being that ignorance is bliss they say. ---- Oh My God ---- ACLU lawyers for Men Boy Love Association, enough said.... Pitty that there are so many defenders of the Anti-Children's Leftist Union.... very sad.
Michael Pacholek - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Mark Foley. Ted Haggard. Shall we go as far back as Robert Bauman? Fortunately, you don't have to go into rehab if you call someone a hypocrite. Linda, you're a hypocrite. And "Ann," you always complain about the leather but you never do anything about it. Old joke, but then, so are most of your favorite politicians. You know, I've never hit a lady, but, A, you're no lady, and B, you'd probably like it. But then, the real Ann Coulter is enough to make any straight man consider becoming a (word censored because I don't want to go into rehab)!
Immoral Liberal - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Linda - how was your stay? You actually sound more cogent than you ever have in the past; I guess the meds are working for the moment. Tell me, is this just to get our minds off of the unjust war in Iraq? I won't reiterate the names that the very astute Mr. Pacholek has already written; afterall, one is a "man of god" and then there's Ted Haggard. Listen, some of the best porn I've ever read was called "The Starr Report" - did you read it too? Tell me, you seem to be condemning an entire organization based on the allegations of one person - so, where do you stand on the whole Evangelical Movement thing after Ted Haggard? (Who, by the looks of this parody, may be a member of the ACLU?) And what about the Boy Scouts of America - don't they invoke God daily? Of course, my favorite rightwing nut job has got to be Neal Horsely - remember him? (Think "Mr. Ed" or "Francis"). I know, you'll come back with the rhetoric that this is old and repetitve but that's because you are a hypocrite. Now, tell us all once again - what do you have against gays?
Linda - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Immoral Liberal - you asked a question at the end of your rant, but I didn't understand it. Did I write that I am against gays? I don't think so..... Anyway, love love love your continued childish mentality; i.e., the meds etc. It shows your total lacking in maturity - perfect for your personality. Michael / Immoral; I am not a hypocrite, I was giving fair time to the immoral org. called the ACLU. The media doesn't really cover the ACLU and their ilk because they are liberal & liberals are cool for those who are into immoral behavior and have little or no values. Let us not forget that the ACLU are the attorney folk for the Man Boy Love Association; you know, they are equal child rapist supporters... be it child porn by one of their leaders or helping the rights of those men who want to have free access to little boys as their own personal toys. I guess Michael and Immoral don't mind that sort of thing - after all, Immoral and Michael are defending them and Michael is a member of ACLU.... lovely!
Immoral Liberal - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Now there you go again. Linda, let's try dealing in facts. There is a conservative bias in the media and you know that. You say that the media doesn't cover the ACLU - ok - and why would they. Does "the media" cover Concerned Women for America? Eagle Forum? The Heritage Foundation? Morality in Media? Or any other rightwing extremist group? Your logic continues to be skewed - let us not forget that Mark Foley is a child molester, Linda Terhune and her rightwing extremist cohorts funded him, therefore Linda Terhune and everyone in the red states are pro-child molester. Linda Terhune and her rightwing extremist friends back Neal Horsley who has sex with barnyard animals. Therefore Linda Terhune and everyone who votes republican wants every american to have the right to mate with animals and or molest children. Oh, and Linda? Libby was CONVICTED.
Linda - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought if I gave you some time, immoral, you would actually have grown up a bit. So I've been reading your crud & have discovered again, your crud is not worth reading. It's the same old crap over and over, like the words of a 11 year old child. Perhaps you need more time to gain a bit of maturity... until then, I have decided to stop reading your rants & save that time I would have spent on you reading adult opinions. Good luck in your future, you will need it.
Immoral Liberal - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Haha - ouch, that really hurts coming from a "convicted" liar - yes, you were convicted of lying on this site. I'm sorry, I must have missed your answer buried somewhere in your venemous drivel, no doubt. Please explain Ted Haggard and Mark Foley for us. Let's try to stick to facts, ok? You may want to start to start to research the drivel you regurgitate instead of taking the talking points that you are given verbatim. These lies make work within your flock but they won't stand the test of scrutiny here.
Christopher Nelson - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow liberalism really is a disease. It has to be, or how else could such common sense escape them? The ACLU is a godless, anti christian, anti american, pro faggot, pro child molester, commie socialist outfit. These liberals even make excuses for their own ignorance which is really sad. You know, the terroist hit the wrong buildings on 9/11, they should have landed into the ACLU headquarters/ but then that would just be wiping out there own supporters. When will people learn?
Anti-Fascist - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Actually Mr. Nelson - you may be as ignorant as Linda Terhune. The terrorist supporters are living in the White House - afterall, Osama is still out there. But ignorance is bliss, isn't it Mr. Nelson. Another glass of kool aid?
Linda - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Christopher Nelson ---- you wrote; "You know, the terroist hit the wrong buildings on 9/11, they should have landed into the ACLU headquarters/ but then that would just be wiping out there own supporters" -- good stuff, good line, I totally agree with everything you said! Thank you for writing it so well. Maybe people can change their love of the biggest immoral hate group out there - just keep reminding them & showing them one person at a time! ------ ----- ---- Anti-Fascist - you are actually the ignorant one here. You obviously know nothing about the ACLU & how they support terrorists, illegals, child abusers and are against Christians etc. Maybe if you get your head out of Michael Moore's arse you could learn something new.
Anti-Predator - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
People, this is not an ambiguous case! The pictures and videos they found on Charles Rust-Tierney were not lolicon hentai, they were not pictures of some stupid teen who decided to record his roll in the hay with some other stupid teen, they were not even questionable photos of children in a nudist colony; these pictures and videos were live-action records of hard-core rape involving a range of victims from preteens down to babies. According to the agents who raided his home, some of the victims in the videos were tied up and screaming in pain as they were being raped. This is out-and-out child abuse of the kind even self-proclaimed pedophiles regularly disavow on their forums. This is also a highly-respected and effective member of the ACLU, successful at keeping Virginia libraries from monitoring and blocking Internet connections. The facts speak for themselves.
Stop Wasting Time - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
People don't argue with Linda, she and those like her have no reasoning, ignoring her is the only real option, it's like those who walk with their nose in the air and will only believe what they want to believe. One person from the ACLU was a bad person, just like some teachers are bad people, some priests are bad people, some presidents have been bad people. . .bad people exist. . .however she will use it (when it suits her) to define all of the ACLU, the Liberals, and The Democrats. . .that's what people like her do. Mark Foley, is one example, of a very Bad Republican, stooping to her level though makes you no better than her. . .The "Sex predator" laws are flawed and anyone with an IQ above that of the calroie count in a Coke Zero know that. . .they include children in Delaware, Kansas and several other states for having sex with kids their own age, often the other kid ends up a sex offender too-often for life. . .and then the romeo & juliet cases. . .she and people like her use cases like this one ACLU member to justify labelling all people even remotely linked to the larger group (democrats indirectly in her mind and the ACLU are the same) as the same. . .the logic doesn't exist to reason with, so don't waste your time on her, her parodies, or her political reasoning, there ARE democrats AND republicans on this site who DO reason (examples of both: for dems among others, and Merry & Pippin for the repubs) Linda is an extremist, just like Proud American, except she spells her spew and hatred a little better, but leave her little black heart alone, you can't fix a person who is bleeding in her heart, hate is too powerful, and that's what Linda is. . .hate. . .she hates anyone who disagrees with her just like Ann Coulter (Rep Extremist) or Bill Maher (Dem Extremist)--ITS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME
Linda - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Stop Wasting Time - that is pretty LONG winded for someone telling other people not to waste their time! LOL, what a joke! ------- ----- Anti-Predator --- well said!

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