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Song Parodies -> "Kiss It Goodbye"
Original Song Title:
"Hitchin' A Ride"
Original Performer:
Vanity Fair
Parody Song Title:
"Kiss It Goodbye"
Parody Written by:
C R Linsey
The Lyrics
A Dow goes goes up, the Dow goes down
I don't have one stock now on solid ground
Kiss it goodbye, kiss it goodbye
I keep losing cash with every stock I buy.
I got no cash to make a trade
What happenned to all of the cash I made
Kiss it goodbye, kiss it goodbye
I keep losing cash with every stock I buy.
Bye, bye, bye, kiss it goodbye
Bye, bye, bye, kiss it goodbye
The brokers call I got today
Said your account's frozen, oh by the way
Kiss it goodbye, kiss it goodbye
I just got a stock tip, now I can't buy
Bye, bye, bye, kiss it goodbye
Bye, bye, bye, kiss it goodbye
That stock goes up, I wanna' cry
Oh, won't somebody stop and help a guy?
Kiss it goodbye, kiss it goodbye
All my monie's gone, now the well is dry
Bye, bye, bye, kiss it goodbye
Bye, bye, bye, kiss it goodbye
Bye, bye
Bye, bye
Bye, bye
Bye, bye
... [fade]
I don't have one stock now on solid ground
Kiss it goodbye, kiss it goodbye
I keep losing cash with every stock I buy.
I got no cash to make a trade
What happenned to all of the cash I made
Kiss it goodbye, kiss it goodbye
I keep losing cash with every stock I buy.
Bye, bye, bye, kiss it goodbye
Bye, bye, bye, kiss it goodbye
The brokers call I got today
Said your account's frozen, oh by the way
Kiss it goodbye, kiss it goodbye
I just got a stock tip, now I can't buy
Bye, bye, bye, kiss it goodbye
Bye, bye, bye, kiss it goodbye
That stock goes up, I wanna' cry
Oh, won't somebody stop and help a guy?
Kiss it goodbye, kiss it goodbye
All my monie's gone, now the well is dry
Bye, bye, bye, kiss it goodbye
Bye, bye, bye, kiss it goodbye
Bye, bye
Bye, bye
Bye, bye
Bye, bye
... [fade]
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