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Song Parodies -> "Beautiful Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Girls"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Beautiful Girl"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

at the barndance, thinkin', what a joke
because the place is a pig sty
armpit of the world...oh yeah
i got her drunk as i planned
put my hands in her pants..and WHOA
found she wasn't a girl...ah yeah
what a sweet lookin' honey
but her genitals were funny
a penis, i had found
creatures such as she only frighten me
i refused to fool around
she's a mommy with salami
also was the happy pappy
she's both parents, you see
what a curious birth...oh yeah

there she is...she's a man when unfurled
but she seems like a beautiful girl
oh yeah...beautiful girl

well, i'm a bum in the sun and i'm into fun
but you know i never did it...with a man
and i'm often laid...i got it made in the shade
but what i a woman
even if her make-up's runny
or she's smellin' kinda funny
but this one broke new ground
her anatomy was a mystery
i refused to fool around
there she is...she's a man when unfurled
but she seems like a beautiful girl
oh yeah...beautiful girl

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