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Song Parodies -> "Kenny's Dyin'"

Original Song Title:

"Jamie's Cryin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Kenny's Dyin'"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

kenny's dyin'
we saw the look in his eyes
he won't get better
he's checkin' out tonight
ah, and he'll be gone forever
it makes us feel so sad

oh whoa whoa...kenny's dyin"
oh whoa whoa...kenny's dyin'

now, kenny says he's alright
but he's under the weather
that's why we said 'goodbye"
they'll bury him in the heather

we know its all for the better
yeah yeah
he'll be buried in his favorite sweater
we said
come back...come back to life sometime
although he couldn't be deader

oh whoa whoa...kenny's dyin"
oh whoa whoa...kenny's dyin'

now, kenny's been a corpse before
and he knows that death's a bore
it should last a little...a little more
then one night, man
whoo

his mother said it upset her
yeah yeah
and to try to make his mom feel better
we said
he'll be...he'll be alive in time
cause you know the kid's not a quitter

oh whoa whoa...kenny's dyin"
oh whoa whoa...kenny's dyin'



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