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Song Parodies -> "I'm Talkin' 'bout Gloves"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Talkin' 'bout Gloves"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

And National Glove Month continues! Enjoy the parody!
I saw the storm forecast,
And they said it would freeze.
Yeah, you may have a hot drink, baby,
But there’s one more thing you’ll need.
Oh yeah!

I’m talkin’ ‘bout gloves.
Gloves are protective to the core.
I’m talkin’ ‘bout gloves.
And I won’t tell you no more.
No, no more!

You know, your hands are good-lookin’,
And they deserve some love.
Ooh yeah, you wanna keep ‘em cookin’, baby,
You better use yourself some Dove, my love!

I’m talkin’ ‘bout gloves.
Gloves are protective to the core.
I’m talkin’ ‘bout gloves.
And I won’t tell you no more.
No more! [x4]

[guitar solo]

I’m talkin’ ‘bout gloves.
Gloves are protective to the core.
I’m talkin’ ‘bout gloves.
And I won’t tell you no more.
No more!

I trimmed someone’s hedge,
And I got a small cut.
I woulda lost a lot of blood there, baby,
But my glove helped keep it shut.

So no matter what, you got to think safe, baby!
Yeah, got to, got to think safety!
Mmm, you got to, got to think safety!
Hey, you got to, got to think safety!

I’m talkin’ ‘bout gloves.
Gloves are protective to the core.
I’m talkin’ ‘bout gloves.
And I won’t tell you no more.
No more! [x2]

I’m talkin’ ‘bout gloves.
I wanna talk about gloves.
I need to talk about gloves.
I’m gonna talk about gloves
Some more!
Some more!

[guitar solo]

Hey, hey, hey! [x9]
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by losing a lot of friends there, baby.

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Rob Arndt - February 03, 2017 - Report this comment
555! I'm just waiting for your Beyonce "Crazy in Gloves!"
Larry Hensley - February 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Or as the saleswoman in my local Belk says, "glowves". DKTOS but impressive work, 5's

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