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Song Parodies -> "A Different View Pt. 14: Answer Me the Questions"

Original Song Title:

"Runnin' With the Devil"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"A Different View Pt. 14: Answer Me the Questions"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

As the Knights of the Round Table draw ever closer to their goal, they are stopped at the Bridge of Death by the old man from Scene 24. In order to cross it, they must answer him these questions five...er, I mean three, and 'ere the other side they see. Will they make it? Let's find out! Enjoy the parody!
Yeah! Yeah!
Awww, yeah!

[Old Man]:
All travelers must solve these three questions,
Only then can you go on through!
[Lancelot]:
My name’s Lancelot and I seek the Grail,
And my favorite color, it is blue!
Oooh, yeah!

[Old Man]:
Answer me the questions!
(Awww yeah!)
(Whoo hoo!)
Answer me the questions!
[Robin]:
I’ll tell you all about me!

[Robin]:
My name is Robin and I seek the Grail,
Don’t know Assyria’s capital!
[Galahad]:
I’m Galahad, I seek the grail, too,
My favorite color’s blue…no, yellow!
Ahhhhhh, noooo!

[Old Man]:
Answer me the questions!
(Arthur: Ah, damn it, man! We lost Galahad and Robin!)
(I hope he gives us some easy questions!)
Answer me the questions!
(Yes we will, man!)

[guitar solo]

Whoo!

[Arthur]:
My name is…
Arthur and I’m the King of the Britons,
My quest is to seek the grail!
[Old Man]:
What’s the speed of unladen swallows?
[Arthur]:
They African or European?
Awwwww, yeah!

[Arthur & Bedevere]:
We answered the questions!
(Old Man: Oh no! Oh no! I’m falling! Ahhhhhhhhhh! No!)
We answered the questions!
(Uh! Uh! Play it one more time!)

[guitar solo]

[Arthur, Bedevere & Lancelot]:
(Awwww, yeah!)
We answered the questions!
(Aw yeah! Aw yeah!)
We answered the questions!
(Whoo! Whoo!)
We answered the questions!
(Ah, ah, yeah! Ah, ah yeah!)
We answered the questions!
Whoo!
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by being cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

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Old Man Ribber - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Dylan - Keep this series coming! As for Sir Robin's third question, I actually yelled "Nineveh!" in the theater the first time I saw the movie. ;D

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