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Song Parodies -> "I Think I'm Sexy"

Original Song Title:

"You Really Got Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"I Think I'm Sexy"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

(Ooh!)

(Guy)
Yeah, I think I’m sexy now
With these skin tight pants and shirt wide open
Girls just want to check me out
I’m like a handsome, stylish, brave knight

(Girl)
Hurl, Your hair’s so greasy now
And you have a massive acne problem (Gross!)
Oh man, You really creep me out
I wish somebody would kill these lights

(Guy)
I think I’m sexy (Cute!)
I’m such a hottie (A babe!)
I like my body!

(Guy)
Ease to sweep you off your feet
In a few seconds you’ll be my bride

(Girl)
Eek! Don’t say those things to me!
Because your pants are 52 wide!

(Guy)
Girl, You know you want me now
While flexing both your knees are weakened (Hot!)
Oh yeah, I’m such a cutie now
You’ve got me in your dreams, just sleep tight

(Girl)
You’re really fugly! (Uh-huh!)
Your back’s too hairy! (Uh-huh!)
I hate your nose ring!

(Guy)
Oh, no, no, Ah!!!

(Guy starts making kissy noises)

(Guy)
Girls just think I’m sexy now!
I’m built like Brad Pitt and like Michael Jordan (Yeah!)

(Girl)
Dude, You look like such a cow!
You scare me so much my skin has turned white

(Guy)
Girl, My beauty draws a crowd!
Rip off my shirt so everything is showing (Yeah!)

(Girl)
Oh gross! You really bug me man!
Coke-bottle glasses you need for eyes!

(Guy)
You speak jealousy!
You really want me! (Nooo!!!)
I think I’m sexy
(No! No! No!!!)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Ann Hammond - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
aaaaaaaaahhhhhh not him again
LadyNorCAL - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
It seems to hailing ~Van Halen~ around here lately! Very witty little ditty here, Squire Matthias.
Agrimorfee - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) It was cool how you incorporated every element of VH's performance into this parody--it woulnd't have been the same if you had used the Kinks' original performance. 555
Andria - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job. I echo Agrimorfee, and the Kinks' version just doesn't suit this parody well enough for a 5-5-5 vote, hence the use of the Van Halen version. As for my personal involvement with Van Halen, I have a well-worn but wearable 1982 World Tour tee shirt that I rescued from being used as a window-cleaning rag. 5s.
Rex - February 07, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Don't let 'em fake you out -- girls love flabby elbows. Great idea well done!
bobpiecheese - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You really don't have a positive self-image, do you? These kinda parodies were the singer comes across as utterly repulsive are coming a bit too much from you to be unsuspicious. That aside, great parody, 555, blah blah blah.
Invisible Boy - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
A funny treatment of this VH cover, Matty.
I said this before...here at amiright we are all rooting for the day when, at last, you finally get the girl.
Below Average Dave - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
(Art) That was pretty clever, kinda the opposite of my current Ages round entry eh?
Red Ant - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
LMAO. Great idea to duet this song. Great work, Matt.
mark Scotti - May 12, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) "I Think You're........FUNNY"!!! LOL
Below Average Dave - May 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Honestly, nothing changed here, In honesty when I first read this, I hated the title until reading the parody, this time I had a vague memory of the parody, so it was refreshing. I was very happy to have to sit through this one again, great job even after two years, still a great parody
Glen S - May 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Good use of the original song structure. "I hate your nose ring!" and the variation of 'you really got me now' stood out to me. I wouldn't have known what to do with this OS, so well done there.
Abbott Skelding - May 19, 2011 - Report this comment
ABC: Nice work, I would love to see someone built like Brad Pitt and Michael Jordan who wears pants that are 52 wide! haha nice job!
Blaydeman - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) You really got me with this one! Awesome job! I really liked the back and forth between the guy and the girl.
D-Mon - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) I liked it. I thought it was funny how the guy would describe himself one way, and then the girl would say the complete opposite. it was really funny.
bobpiecheese - May 24, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.

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