Song Parodies -> I Think I'm Sexy
| Original Song Title: | "You Really Got Me" |
| Original Performer: | Van Halen |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Think I'm Sexy" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
(Ooh!)
(Guy)
Yeah, I think I’m sexy now
With these skin tight pants and shirt wide open
Girls just want to check me out
I’m like a handsome, stylish, brave knight
(Girl)
Hurl, Your hair’s so greasy now
And you have a massive acne problem (Gross!)
Oh man, You really creep me out
I wish somebody would kill these lights
(Guy)
I think I’m sexy (Cute!)
I’m such a hottie (A babe!)
I like my body!
(Guy)
Ease to sweep you off your feet
In a few seconds you’ll be my bride
(Girl)
Eek! Don’t say those things to me!
Because your pants are 52 wide!
(Guy)
Girl, You know you want me now
While flexing both your knees are weakened (Hot!)
Oh yeah, I’m such a cutie now
You’ve got me in your dreams, just sleep tight
(Girl)
You’re really fugly! (Uh-huh!)
Your back’s too hairy! (Uh-huh!)
I hate your nose ring!
(Guy)
Oh, no, no, Ah!!!
(Guy starts making kissy noises)
(Guy)
Girls just think I’m sexy now!
I’m built like Brad Pitt and like Michael Jordan (Yeah!)
(Girl)
Dude, You look like such a cow!
You scare me so much my skin has turned white
(Guy)
Girl, My beauty draws a crowd!
Rip off my shirt so everything is showing (Yeah!)
(Girl)
Oh gross! You really bug me man!
Coke-bottle glasses you need for eyes!
(Guy)
You speak jealousy!
You really want me! (Nooo!!!)
I think I’m sexy
(No! No! No!!!)
(Guy)
Yeah, I think I’m sexy now
With these skin tight pants and shirt wide open
Girls just want to check me out
I’m like a handsome, stylish, brave knight
(Girl)
Hurl, Your hair’s so greasy now
And you have a massive acne problem (Gross!)
Oh man, You really creep me out
I wish somebody would kill these lights
(Guy)
I think I’m sexy (Cute!)
I’m such a hottie (A babe!)
I like my body!
(Guy)
Ease to sweep you off your feet
In a few seconds you’ll be my bride
(Girl)
Eek! Don’t say those things to me!
Because your pants are 52 wide!
(Guy)
Girl, You know you want me now
While flexing both your knees are weakened (Hot!)
Oh yeah, I’m such a cutie now
You’ve got me in your dreams, just sleep tight
(Girl)
You’re really fugly! (Uh-huh!)
Your back’s too hairy! (Uh-huh!)
I hate your nose ring!
(Guy)
Oh, no, no, Ah!!!
(Guy starts making kissy noises)
(Guy)
Girls just think I’m sexy now!
I’m built like Brad Pitt and like Michael Jordan (Yeah!)
(Girl)
Dude, You look like such a cow!
You scare me so much my skin has turned white
(Guy)
Girl, My beauty draws a crowd!
Rip off my shirt so everything is showing (Yeah!)
(Girl)
Oh gross! You really bug me man!
Coke-bottle glasses you need for eyes!
(Guy)
You speak jealousy!
You really want me! (Nooo!!!)
I think I’m sexy
(No! No! No!!!)
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aaaaaaaaahhhhhh not him again
It seems to hailing ~Van Halen~ around here lately! Very witty little ditty here, Squire Matthias.
(Artistry) It was cool how you incorporated every element of VH's performance into this parody--it woulnd't have been the same if you had used the Kinks' original performance. 555
Great job. I echo Agrimorfee, and the Kinks' version just doesn't suit this parody well enough for a 5-5-5 vote, hence the use of the Van Halen version. As for my personal involvement with Van Halen, I have a well-worn but wearable 1982 World Tour tee shirt that I rescued from being used as a window-cleaning rag. 5s.
(Artistry) Don't let 'em fake you out -- girls love flabby elbows. Great idea well done!
(Artistry) You really don't have a positive self-image, do you? These kinda parodies were the singer comes across as utterly repulsive are coming a bit too much from you to be unsuspicious. That aside, great parody, 555, blah blah blah.
A funny treatment of this VH cover, Matty.
I said this before...here at amiright we are all rooting for the day when, at last, you finally get the girl.
I said this before...here at amiright we are all rooting for the day when, at last, you finally get the girl.
(Art) That was pretty clever, kinda the opposite of my current Ages round entry eh?
LMAO. Great idea to duet this song. Great work, Matt.
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