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Song Parodies -> "Why Can't You Shut Up?!"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Why Can't You Shut Up?!"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

You're saying rude things to me that I won't stand any longer
Sometimes you'd hurt my feelings and uprise my anger

Oh well, why can't you shut up?
I don't wanna hear it anymore
Why can't you shut up?
I've just told you that before, yeah before

You know you're talking stupid in front of my face again
Though you're too scared to be polite ever since you've been afraid of making friends

Just then, why can't you shut up?
I'll never hear this anymore
Why can't you shut up?
I've just told you that before, uh before, uh before, before

Why can't you shut up?
I can't take it anymore
Why can't you shut up?
I've just told you that before, uh before

I've been real upset and isolate myself
You know you don't like some things I've said to you and you felt worried as well
So if you think I'd said the wrong words
Yeah, thought I'd said the wrong words
Hmmm, you'd thought I'd said the wrong words
Hey, but I don't say the wrong words

Why can't you shut up?
I can't stand it, I'll get bored
Why can't you shut up?
I've said this to you before, before, before

Why can't you shut up?
Don't try to tell me shut up
You better off shut up
Why can't you shut up for sure for sure?

Hey, shut up! Shut up then!
Please, shut up! Shut up, man!
Just shut up! Shut up, dude!
You shut up! Shut up, now!

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2Eagle - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Maybe it is because you are stingy. I don't see you commenting on anyone else's efforts.
Jason - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Couldn't agree more 2Eagle. Period.
littleCupCakes - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, you do get your point across! Sometimes to "quiet the populace," I answer in ~GERMAN~ That 'll usuallly result in sweet silencio!

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