-> "As Long As You've Got Some Beer"
Original Song Title:
"As Long As You Want Me Here"
Parody Song Title:
"As Long As You've Got Some Beer"
The Lyrics
If there's a case chillin' in your fridge
One thing that should be clear
You can expect to have some company
As long as you've got some beer
If you should happen to have a keg
And word gets to your peers
They'll hang around you till the morning light
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you've got some beer
I don't care what brand you buy
As long as you've got some beer
Here's some mud right in your eye
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you got it, as long as you've got it
As long as you've got some beer
You'll have lots of drinking buds
As long as you've got some beer
Just keep making with the suds
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you got it, as long as you've got it
I see the six-packs on your kitchen shelf
They madden me with thirst
We'll race to see which one of us gets loaded first
As long as you've got some beer
Where there's a cooler of beer on ice
Friends surely will appear
They'll call you "buddy" and treat you nice
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you've got some beer
They'll do anything for you
As long as you've got some beer
Just to guzzle all your brew
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you got it, as long as you've got it
As long as you've got some beer
Miller, Budweiser, or Schlitz
As long as you've got some beer
Anything to get 'em blitzed
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you got it, as long as you've got it
You'll be popular, socially you cannot lose
Cause you're everybody's pal, long as you pay for the booze
You'll have loads of friends, if you don't run out of beer
And I'll be your drinking pal, me and my gut will be here
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you've got it, as long as you've got it
As long as you've got some beer
Nothing's better than a brew
As long as you've got some beer
In your heart you know it's true
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you got it, as long as you've got it
As long as you've got some beer
There's no need to wonder why
As long as you've got some beer
I love beer and that's no lie
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you got it, as long as you've got it
As long as you've got some beer
Come and sit here in my lap
As long as you've got some beer
We'll monopolize the tap
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you got it, as long as you've got some beer
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