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Song Parodies -> "As Long As You've Got Some Beer"

Original Song Title:

"As Long As You Want Me Here"

Original Performer:

UK

Parody Song Title:

"As Long As You've Got Some Beer"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

If there's a case chillin' in your fridge
One thing that should be clear
You can expect to have some company
As long as you've got some beer

If you should happen to have a keg
And word gets to your peers
They'll hang around you till the morning light
As long as you've got some beer

As long as you've got some beer
I don't care what brand you buy
As long as you've got some beer
Here's some mud right in your eye
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you got it, as long as you've got it

As long as you've got some beer
You'll have lots of drinking buds
As long as you've got some beer
Just keep making with the suds
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you got it, as long as you've got it

I see the six-packs on your kitchen shelf
They madden me with thirst
We'll race to see which one of us gets loaded first
As long as you've got some beer

Where there's a cooler of beer on ice
Friends surely will appear
They'll call you "buddy" and treat you nice
As long as you've got some beer

As long as you've got some beer
They'll do anything for you
As long as you've got some beer
Just to guzzle all your brew
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you got it, as long as you've got it

As long as you've got some beer
Miller, Budweiser, or Schlitz
As long as you've got some beer
Anything to get 'em blitzed
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you got it, as long as you've got it

You'll be popular, socially you cannot lose
Cause you're everybody's pal, long as you pay for the booze
You'll have loads of friends, if you don't run out of beer
And I'll be your drinking pal, me and my gut will be here

As long as you've got some beer
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you've got it, as long as you've got it

As long as you've got some beer
Nothing's better than a brew
As long as you've got some beer
In your heart you know it's true
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you got it, as long as you've got it

As long as you've got some beer
There's no need to wonder why
As long as you've got some beer
I love beer and that's no lie
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you got it, as long as you've got it

As long as you've got some beer
Come and sit here in my lap
As long as you've got some beer
We'll monopolize the tap
As long as you've got some beer
As long as you got it, as long as you've got some beer

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alvin - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
be right over....can i have the aluminum cans to turn in afterward ?
Porfle Popnecker - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
As long as you bring the peanuts and pretzels!
Rob Arndt - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Beers to you Porfle-555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Cheers!
Rob Arndt - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Although of Germanic descent, I do not drink beer at all nor wine. I prefer hard alcohol but am limited due to opiate intake. A good shot of vodka now and then makes me happy and warm ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I stopped drinking a few years ago, so the few beers that I do have occasionally taste better than ever. But these days 100% Colombian coffee is my beverage of choice.
Rob Arndt - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle, you should make fun of LIGHT Beer- now THAT would be hilarious ;-D
Andria - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Great parody... first time hearing the OS, and it paced nicely. I usually keep fortified wine, hard liquor, pure grain alcohol and stuff like Smirnoff Ice & Mike's Hard Lemonade around, I like to drink alcohol and do it frequently. 555 proof.
Porfle Popnecker - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Rob--oh boy, the very mention of that stuff makes me cringe! Andria--thanks! Glad I could introduce you to one of my favorite groups ever.
Andria - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
You're welcome! I liked them a lot... btw, as for light beer, the only good ones are imports like Amstel Light. I have no idea how many times I have been praying to the porcelain gods on behalf of Keystone Light, Natural Light, Old Milwaukee Light and Milwaukee's Best Light. I'm only 31, but have been to WAY TOO MANY keggers and booze parties...
Porfle Popnecker - November 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Ha, that's one good thing about not drinking anymore--I haven't thrown up in about ten years, and even then it was from food poisoning! But if I did happen to find myself at a keg party I'm sure I'd indulge myself in some free beer whether it was lite or not.

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