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Song Parodies -> "Candida (The Feminine Fungus)"

Original Song Title:

"Candida"

Original Performer:

Tony Orlando & Dawn

Parody Song Title:

"Candida (The Feminine Fungus)"

Parody Written by:

Non-Demonic

The Lyrics

don't know if Tony knew it then, but the term 'candida' means a fugus that causes feminine itching and yeast infections. I'm here to clue Mr. Orlando in. (Rewritten from the soon to be defunct whatfreaks.com)
The girl she don't speak, when the itching makes her shriek
'Cause the subject makes the woman gun shy.
But she shouldn't cry, just a fungus in her pie
And the gynocologist makes her realize.

Oh, her candida
Her s***** feels like a-leather
The faster the pain's gone the better
When her private's fresh and clean
Oh, her candida
I promise her life will be sweeter
And he won't be burning his p***r.
'Cause she used Monistat cream

The future looked so bright, when she slept with him last night.
They envisioned children swimming to her tubes.
And she then looked at him, she felt fire throughout her t***.
But all he was only thinking about her boobs.

Oh, her candida
Her s***** feels like a-leather
The faster the pain's gone the better
When her private's fresh and clean
Oh, her candida
I promise her life will be sweeter
And he won't be burning his p***r
'Cause she used Monistat cream

(Violin solo)

Oh, her candida
Her s***** feels like a-leather
The faster the pain's gone the better
When her cooter's fresh and clean
Oh, her candida
I promise her life will be sweeter
And he won't be burning his p***r
'Cause she used Monistat cream

Oh her candida (fade)

My apologies to the women who have contracted this malady.

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