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Song Parodies -> "Ode To The Three Stooges"

Original Song Title:

"Knock Three Times"

Original Performer:

Tony Orlando and Dawn

Parody Song Title:

"Ode To The Three Stooges"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Aren't you shocked and scandalized? Is it possible to be a fan of Tom Lehrer, Jonathan Swift, Stan Freberg, Mark Russell...AND The Three Stooges? Soitenly!
Hey Moe! Watcha doin' tonight?
You're getting scary, you're dragging poor Larry by his hair
Moe is getting mad, he's gotta
Say his famous "Why, I oughta..."
Curley is clucking and nyuk nyuk nyuk nyucking
He's out there

Oh you Stooges!
Knock three times on the forehead 'cause it's funny
Twice in the eyes makes a rip-roaring show
The Three Stooges
(Thwap! Thwap! Thwap!) on the forehead - "Let Me Have It!"
Twice in the eyes (Plink! Plink!) - Curley, Larry, and Moe!

Although I write parody wit
All their old schtick and that rowdy slapstick leaves me roaring
Sometimes Shemp is there replacing
Curley - but the comic pacing
Is still just dead-on, I'm banging my head on
The flooring!

Oh you Stooges!
Knock three times on the forehead 'cause it's funny
Twice in the eyes makes a rip-roaring show
The Three Stooges
(Thwap! Thwap! Thwap!) on the forehead - "Let Me Have It!"
Twice in the eyes (Plink! Plink!) - Curley, Larry, and Moe!

(Instrumental Break)

They're as crazy as they can be
Is this old stuff really funny?
"Why, Soitenly!" "La Dee Dah, La Dee Dee!"
It just slays me!

Oh, you Stooges!
Knock three times on the forehead 'cause it's funny
Twice in the eyes makes a rip-roaring show
The Three Stooges
(Thwap! Thwap! Thwap!) on the forehead - "Let Me Have It!"
Twice in the eyes (Plink! Plink!) - Curley, Larry, and Moe!

Niagara Falls! Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch...

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Timmy1000 - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I was always a Stooge fan, but they were not as good with Shemp. Curly ruled! Woo woo woo woo woo, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
TJC - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
You, sir, are *really* good at this... your perfectly paced, masterfully distilled d'Ohde to the original Three Amigos had me at 'Thwap!'
John Barry - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. 5, 5, 5! Check this out: http://www.sfgate.com/c/a/1996/03/27/DD36376.DTL Très amusant.
blackjack21 - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, wise guy! (whap, whap) Hilarious stuff, three stooges = three 5s.
Fiddlegirl - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Woo woo woo woo!
Mark Scotti - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Absolutely LOVED this parody. My favorite three knucklheads. Your a victem of coicumstance, gettin' fives from me!
StoogeDeRouge - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
~Curly Moe & Larry ~ May they be entertaining the saints in Heaven above! LarryFine's Grandnephew, Ernie, is a Realtor/WineMaker in Mendocino county.
Michael Pacholek - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm not a Stooges fan, but I loved the movie about them with Paul Ben Victor as Moe, Evan Handler as Larry and Michael Chiklis as Curly. And with this parody, you've done the work of three men. Of course, those three men are... Chico, Harpo and Groucho. (Old joke.
alvin - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious...my fave of the day...i've been to the graves of curly, moe and larry...shemp too !
Jimmy Ilgwom Nazrat - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I Stooge Slap"stick" 3 5's for this song! lol! :-D 5-5-5

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