Song Parodies -> Pandora
| Original Song Title: | "Candida" |
| Original Performer: | Tony Orlando and Dawn |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pandora" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Her phone call each day
Says, c'mon let's romp and play
Well, I'm old enough and she's sweet eighteen
My answer is "Yes"
Grab a taxi to her nest
For her sexy lovin' machine...
She's my Pandora
Love, we make it together
My heart flutters light like a feather
Up and down, she rolls my sox
My sweet Pandora
A cat that's soft, like Angora
Each love time just feels like some more-ah
I adore her magic box...
We do kinky stuff
With whip cream spray and tight handcuffs
And to get a little mellow, we may drink wine
In this heaven, with no sky
There, on satin sheets, we lie
Where everything that's hers,
She says is mine..
She's my Pandora
Love, we make it together
My heart flutters light like a feather
Up and down, she rolls my sox
My sweet Pandora
A cat that's soft, like Angora
Each love time just feels like some more-ah
I adore her magic box
Yes, I love Pandora's Box
Says, c'mon let's romp and play
Well, I'm old enough and she's sweet eighteen
My answer is "Yes"
Grab a taxi to her nest
For her sexy lovin' machine...
She's my Pandora
Love, we make it together
My heart flutters light like a feather
Up and down, she rolls my sox
My sweet Pandora
A cat that's soft, like Angora
Each love time just feels like some more-ah
I adore her magic box...
We do kinky stuff
With whip cream spray and tight handcuffs
And to get a little mellow, we may drink wine
In this heaven, with no sky
There, on satin sheets, we lie
Where everything that's hers,
She says is mine..
She's my Pandora
Love, we make it together
My heart flutters light like a feather
Up and down, she rolls my sox
My sweet Pandora
A cat that's soft, like Angora
Each love time just feels like some more-ah
I adore her magic box
Yes, I love Pandora's Box
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Thanks, PMS, for the vote, comment, and the info
Undoubtedly you have room for these 5's in your "magic box" ! (what a hoot!)
Hmm, I'd love to open Pandora's box! 555.
Thanks TJC and Red Ant
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