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Song Parodies -> "Pandora"

Original Song Title:

"Candida"

Original Performer:

Tony Orlando and Dawn

Parody Song Title:

"Pandora"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Her phone call each day
Says, c'mon let's romp and play
Well, I'm old enough and she's sweet eighteen
My answer is "Yes"
Grab a taxi to her nest
For her sexy lovin' machine...

She's my Pandora
Love, we make it together
My heart flutters light like a feather
Up and down, she rolls my sox
My sweet Pandora
A cat that's soft, like Angora
Each love time just feels like some more-ah
I adore her magic box...

We do kinky stuff
With whip cream spray and tight handcuffs
And to get a little mellow, we may drink wine
In this heaven, with no sky
There, on satin sheets, we lie
Where everything that's hers,
She says is mine..

She's my Pandora
Love, we make it together
My heart flutters light like a feather
Up and down, she rolls my sox
My sweet Pandora
A cat that's soft, like Angora
Each love time just feels like some more-ah
I adore her magic box

Yes, I love Pandora's Box

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alvin rhodes - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
my fave of the day
AFW - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin.........Is anyone else having slow, draggy log ons, here...and then, having the entries come in not centered on the page?..Please answer..thanks..I need to know if it's just my PC...or the trouble is with AmIright...
PMS - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Great tune AFW. I had a little of the trouble you described yesterday, but not yet today. Of course i logged on just a few short moments ago. If I experience it I'll let you know.
AFW - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS, for the vote, comment, and the info
TJC - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Undoubtedly you have room for these 5's in your "magic box" ! (what a hoot!)
Red Ant - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmm, I'd love to open Pandora's box! 555.
AFW - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks TJC and Red Ant

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