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Song Parodies -> "Waitin' in Line (at the DMV)"

Original Song Title:

"Draggin' the Line"

Original Performer:

Tommy James and the Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"Waitin' in Line (at the DMV)"

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The Lyrics

Kinda feel bad about the line dissing the women who work at the DMV. Like school lunch ladies, they get no respect. But y'know, it's not like Playboy's ever done a pictorial called "Chicks of the DMV".

Takin' a number at the DMV
It says six hundred and they're on three
Looks like I'll be here quite a damn long time

Waitin' in line (stranded in time)

There's a dead guy in the corner
It's my lost neighbor Larry Horner
Smells like he's been here quite a damn long time

Waitin' in line (breathin' in slime)
Waitin' in line (breathin' in slime)

Just to drive, we might not get out alive
Did they say number five? I'm gettin' the brain hives

Waitin' in line (itchin' my mind)
Waitin' in line (itchin' my mind)

The women that work here are repugnant
They've got warts the size of lug nuts
The chairs here give me curvature of the spine

Waitin' in line (hurtin' my spine)

No more whine, I think I've just seen a sign
Sellin' that car of mine, I'm takin' the bus line

Waitin' in line (mappin' bus lines)
Waitin' in line (mappin' bus lines)
Waitin' in line (mappin' bus lines)

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Kristof Robertson - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Here in Britain we've got the DVLA; and your version sounds just as painfully frustrating. Great observational humour here, renaldo. 555
renaldo - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof, as a Yank who loves British culture, I think I'd actually quite enjoy spending a day at the DVLA.
Ann Hammond - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
renaldo - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Ann. (loved your parody of supercalifragilistic....)

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