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Song Parodies -> "Her Claw Went Right (Through His Eyes)"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw The Light (In Your Eyes)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Todd Rundgren

Parody Song Title:

"Her Claw Went Right (Through His Eyes)"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Cat was great...last night
She was huntin', somethin' got a fright
Though I doubt it was a vole or kite
Only shrew...will she chew
How she killed...was wrong
With a claw that tore right through his dong
Up his wee ring it don't belong
Poor ol' shrew
He was dazed, could not see
And a small bit of brain came free
When her claw went right through his eyes
Through his eyes

Though she's mad...for string
It's a live 'un she prefers to fling
So that garden kill she had to bring
To our bed...where's the head?
What's inside...had run
And I knew it wouldn't be much fun
All his guts an' liver on my hon
But where's the head?
On the ceiling's more goo
Heard its tum ping an' out it flew
All the gore an' shite an' now flies
An' now flies
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Wore a glove...it's best
Cleaned the damn thing coz the room was messed
But it made me hurl, she's such a pest
No surprise
As she ran out the door
Off she went with a tiny roar
I could see delight in her eyes
In her eyes
In her eyes
In her eyes
In her eyes

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Christie Marie M - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I have noticed that you've been writing your parodies all week. Sorry I didn't have a chance to respond to them. Anyways, this song went right through my eyes as well. I'm glad I don't have cats. I don't like the fact that they scratch because I was scratched one of my neighbor's cats last year. It was not a pretty sight. Anyways, love this OS and your parody. Still to read your others as well. 555.
alvin - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious...especially the part about bringing headless things to your bed
AFW - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
This cat is where it's at..
Mark Scotti - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Another fearocious CATasrophy parody, all in the name of Todd!!!! Five dead mice at your dorrstep, Andy!!!
Andria - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, Andy, and I have to say that you are right on the money about how cats kill things and bring dead stuff to their people. Here's a little cat tale for you all: My 2-year-old flamepoint Siamese cat, Ciscoe, was hit in the head with a golfball recently (I live near a golf course), and although he survived, he has not become afraid of golfballs, and just got run over by a golf cart while chasing a golfball. He is now at the vet's office awaiting treatment. Here are some 5s.
Andy Primus - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Christie, Alvin, AFW, Mark & Andria - hope your cat's OK. My cat, Bonnie (named after my Triumph Bonneville motorbike), hasn't actually brought anything home for years now (she's getting on a bit and needs to drop a few pounds - just like me really) She only seems to enjoy eating, sleeping and shredding my boot laces

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