Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Do I Still Offend"

Original Song Title:

"Can't We Still Be Friends"

Original Performer:

Todd Rundgren

Parody Song Title:

"Do I Still Offend"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Pretty stinky.....

You can't take my smell anymore
Do I still offend?
Things don't smell as sweet as before
Now should I wear Depends?
I had bathing concerns
My house reeks and I never learn
Odor glands like stun guns
My pet skunk says he's moving on

Some odors are quite hard to take
But do I still offend?
Stink bugs follow me at the lake
Can't you just transcend?
There's manure in my hair
Hygiene seems quite beyond repair
I'm just one with the dirt
And my hair gel smells like turd

Do I bring you to tears?

Musk oil soaps I use for decor
Why do I still offend?
Now you list me under abhor
Can smells be a new trend?
Pits smell like bad egg cream
I have brought stench to a new extreme
My essence lingers on
I'm still there when I'm long gone

Why are you showing fear?
Wild animals appear

I don't smell the same anymore
Do I still offend?
Olfactory nerves are sore
My smells gonna contend
My smells don't agree, don't agree, don't agree
Just why now do I still offend
And your eyes start to burn, eyes start to burn

Now can't you just transcend?

I'll commit to soap flakes...

Copyright 2009

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   11
 11
 11
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

alvin - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
pretty putrid sruff....especially liked the pet skunk line
Andy Primus - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny - especially liked the skunk & stun guns. Game on. 2-1 to you.
Mark Scotti - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Sweet smelling thanks to Alvin & Andy. To Andy, "Let's get that Todd On!!!"
Jim Rotondo - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Manure in your hair, this parody really stinks to the tune of three 5's, irony can be pretty ironic. -Ted Striker
John Barry - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
What Alvin said about the skunk.
Leo Keough - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Seems as if we were both expressing ourselves in an odorly manner today!!! 555
Mark Scotti - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Air freshener of thanks to you, Jim. Great Airplane line!! ("over Macho Grande?" I'll nevere get over Macho Grande!!) Refreshing thanks to you, John! To Leo, you're right, great minds stink alike, though we're smelling pretty good today!!! Thanks...
AFW - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Creatively descriptive
Mark Scotti - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW!!
Tommy Turd-le - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Between Leo Keough and you, the AIR is a little "different" today.... Can you take these Fives?
Mark Scotti - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks TT, they will help pay for the delousing!!!
malcolm higgins - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
this song didn't stink at all 5-5-5
Mark Scotti - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Sweet smelling thanks to you, Malcolm!
Matthias - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Pulled this one out of the dumpster because it's still good. Great parody not too big on the OS but this was a fun parody.
Mark Scotti - March 30, 2011 - Report this comment
A "whiff" of thanks to you, Matthias!
Blaydeman - April 01, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) This parody smells funny... because it is! LOL good job Mark!
Mark Scotti - April 01, 2011 - Report this comment
An "aroma" of thanks to you, Blaydeman!
Abbott Skelding - April 01, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great work! A lot of great lines in there. Reminds me of my parody of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/greenday403.shtml
Mark Scotti - April 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Abbott! i checked your "stinky" out as well and commented..
Agrimorfee - April 08, 2011 - Report this comment
(Abc) Smells like a hit!
Mark Scotti - April 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Some "scented' thanks to you, Agri!
bobpiecheese - April 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) I smell hilarity! Great parody here to a kinda crappy OS IMO. 555!
Below Average Dave - April 11, 2011 - Report this comment
For some reason, the depends line really threw it over the top for me, this round is turning out to be a tough little 7 person contest--at any rate, this one was really good Mark. . .
Mark Scotti - April 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Some 'stinkin' thanks to you, bobpie! And to Dave, I "depend" on your comments for thanks!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/toddrundgren11.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 724