You can't take my smell anymore
Do I still offend?
Things don't smell as sweet as before
Now should I wear Depends?
I had bathing concerns
My house reeks and I never learn
Odor glands like stun guns
My pet skunk says he's moving on

Some odors are quite hard to take
But do I still offend?
Stink bugs follow me at the lake
Can't you just transcend?
There's manure in my hair
Hygiene seems quite beyond repair
I'm just one with the dirt
And my hair gel smells like turd

Do I bring you to tears?

Musk oil soaps I use for decor
Why do I still offend?
Now you list me under abhor
Can smells be a new trend?
Pits smell like bad egg cream
I have brought stench to a new extreme
My essence lingers on
I'm still there when I'm long gone

Why are you showing fear?
Wild animals appear

I don't smell the same anymore
Do I still offend?
Olfactory nerves are sore
My smells gonna contend
My smells don't agree, don't agree, don't agree
Just why now do I still offend
And your eyes start to burn, eyes start to burn

Now can't you just transcend?

I'll commit to soap flakes...