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Song Parodies -> "Celibate"

Original Song Title:

"Celebrate"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Celibate"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Let's take a break from the political parodies and make fun of a transvestite who is going out on the town for the evening....while his poor wife sits at home wondering where he is! Of course, he might as well go out....he ain't getting anything at home. You'll enjoy the way the word play almost matches the original song..
Passin' the day humpin' on a pillow
Waitin' for his wife to call
Havin' a wet dream, humpin' on the pillow
Soon will be time; he's goin' to the "Chastity Ball"

Satin and lace makes him feel pretty
He doesn't mind at all!
Like it or not, high heels make him look pretty tall
Just better hope he don't go into the bathroom stall

Dressed up in drag, he might be homely....
Meanwhile, at home, he don't even know his wife is lonely

Sittin' at home, humpin' on a pillow
Spurtin' all over the walls
Maybe tonight, depending how the wet dream goes
It'll open your eyes when he goes to the "Chastity Ball"

Dressed up in drag, he might be homely....
Meanwhile, at home, he don't even know his wife is lonely

Celibate, celibate, ain't gettin' no sex
Celibate, celibate, ain't gettin' no sex
Celibate, celibate, ain't gettin' no sex

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