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Song Parodies -> "Boys Into Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Joy to the World"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Boys Into Girls"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

Jeremiah had a head fog
Said a girl was inside
He let her overtake the voices in his head
And she whelped out a bitch so fine
But I always thought she looked more like swine
Singin'...

Boys into girls
Lots of boys are girls now
Roys are now Trishas and they squeal with glee
Boys, you kiddin' me?

Rick he liked to swing like a girl
Tell you what he'd do
He'd go away in cars at the bars on the wharf
And back seat name was Sue
Swing it now...

Boys into girls
All their toys are yours
Boys gettin’ swishy and they re-pulse me
Boys, you kiddin' me?

You tell me Doug’s a lady
Loves to call you hon
He’s a thigh high liar and a vain beau rider
A trait spoofin’ pun of a hon
And he’s a mate lootin’ hon with faux buns

Boys into girls
Now they’re wearin’ pearls
Boys look like dishes, do they seat to pee?
Boys, you kiddin' me?

Boys into girls
Now the boy has curls
Boys into girls
Boys, you kiddin' me?

Boys into girls
All the boys are girls
Boys are just wishin’ they can be new she’s
Boys, you kiddin' me?

Boys into girls
Boys, you kiddin' me?

Joy to the world
All the boys are girls now
Lips look like fish’s and they’re creeps to me
Boys, you kiddin' me?

[repeat and fade]

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 16

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alvin - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious...especially liked "roys are now trishas"
Timmy1000 - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
funny song and loved the rhyme and pace throughout - well done.
Glen S - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I can appreciate 'roys are now trishas' too.
Tommy Turtle - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Anything's an improvement on that horrible OS, but this was an excellent trans-formation. (heh heh heh). 555, and that's no bullfrog.
Fiddlegirl - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
"Return to Gender"!! Fabulous, BJ21... the "Doug's a lady" stanza is a riot :D
adagio - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
That was so funny!! I enjoyed all the lines esp. these

"He’s a thigh liar and a vain beau rider A trait spoofin’ pun of a hon And he’s a mate lootin’ hon with faux buns" hehehe.....5's
Impressed - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow... can I vote you 4 sets of fives?
John Barry - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
One of the best in the gender, uh, genre.
blackjack21 - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks alvin, Timmy & Glen S! Coys are now Mishas too.

TT: Thanks man, do turtles eat bullfrogs? ;-)

Fiddlegirl: Always love your comments, thanks. :-D

adagio: Thanks, those were my faves too.

Impressed: Nope, sorry. Three 5 limit.

John Barry: Genders gettin' hazy these days, thanks for commenting.
Guy - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
A♣ J♣ - This gives a whole new meaning to Boys-ie eyed a ho. Hilarious spoof and so well written. This is great parody. High fives!
A♣ J♣ - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy, getting high on your fives!
Marine Biologistt - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Green sea turtles are complete vegetarians as adults, eating seaweed and such. Juveniles will eat small crustaceans until they mature, but frogs -- not.
AFW - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny take on a "Getting more common" practice...
Christie Marie M - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Transexually hilarious and entertaining! The next RuPauls! I echo all comments above! 555!

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