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Song Parodies -> "Family of Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Family of Man"

Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Family of Guy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Here’s Peter Griffin a dumbass it seems
He lives in Rhode Island in Quahog city
Works there at a Brewery he’s often fried
The head of the home in the “Family of Guy”

Family Guy, Family Guy
Family Guy, Family Guy

Here’s Stewie Griffin, A devilish babe
He plans to kill mother in his British way
He’s brilliant and cunning despite his small size
Wants World Domination in “Family of Guy”

Family Guy, Family Guy
Family Guy, Family Guy

Doggone… There’s Brian who’s a wino too
He is a dog… With his wit that is dry
But chews on your shoes

“Giggity Goo-ing’s” this Quagmire pervert
Hitting on b*tches, a terrible flirt
He’s sprayed with mace and kicked in the fly
With girl’s striking out in “Family of Guy”

Family Guy, Family Guy
Family Guy, Family Guy


Deaf Guy…


Jesus, Family of Guy
Mayor West, Family of Guy
There’s Death, Family of Guy
Tom Tucker, Family of Guy
Cleveland, Family of Guy
Mort Goldman, Family of Guy…
(Add a bunch more complete with flashbacks and random references)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   5

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Jeff Reuben - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Fun song about one of my favorite shows! Well done. Happy New Year!
Andria - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
I echo Jeff Reuben above. Family Guy is a great show, possibly better than King of the Hill or The Simpsons, although the humor is very crude, to say the least. 5s.
Christie Marie M - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
I already voted 5's even before reading your parody. Just the title alone is spectacular. I'm a big, big fan of "Family Guy". I watch it every night. My fave character is Brian. Now's he's what you call a "man's best friend". Great work, Matt! 5's all the way!
Andria - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Christie Marie: My favorite character is Quagmire. He is the very image of the stereotypical nymphomaniac ladies' man, and quite reminiscent of several ex-BFs of mine.
Cody Slusher - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is a good song and is super true.
Christie Marie M - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Matthias, I wish you a Happy New Year!...Andria, I dig Quagmire, too! I also dig Peter Griffin. Those guys are both hilarious. I had several ex-BFs like that in my time, some or not always like Quagmire. I also wish you a Happy New Year!!
Rex - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I would have preferred "Fam-i-ly Guy" to "Fam'ly of Guy" but you matched the OS better your way. Good work.
Agrimorfee - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I HATE the show, but liked your a bit random at the end, just to fill that fadeout. Pacing was to a T.
bobpiecheese - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I've never seen a whole episode of the show, but luckily you wrote this parody in a way so that one need only know the basics of the show...which I do. 555
Below Average Dave - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I love th show, I felt this one was kinda awkward buddy, to be honest--like you got it done just to get this artist out the way (can't blame you, boring round)

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