Song Parodies -> Chester Could-Fashioned Love Song
| Original Song Title: | "(Just an) Old Fashioned Love Song" |
| Original Performer: | Three Dog Night |
| Parody Song Title: | "Chester Could-Fashioned Love Song" |
| Parody Written by: | Stan Hall |
"Chester Gould-Fashioned Love Song"
Chester Gould’s ration of wrong: Daily comics mayhem - Oh!
Crimes abound, abuse of law is all around,
and nothing hints a let-up, so …
he calls Dick Tracy once more
to see slammered the wrong’uns. Dick alone
can civic order restore
and then when, at last, it’s done …
Chester Gould-fashioned love song
Tracy sings thru’ his wrist radio
Chester Gould-fashioned love song
To his true love -- Tess Trueheart, you know.
From fighting Nazi foe to learning what Moon people know,
Dick meets the needs.
Don’t underrate him …
where the evil-doers work this valiant evil-shooer speeds.
More fearless than Fosdick,
well-schooled in forensics, you can bet your shield
when Tracy takes on a case the perp
will be in cooler sealed.
(Then)
Chester Gould-fashioned love song
Tracy sings thru’ his wrist radio
Chester Gould-fashioned love song
To his true love -- Tess Trueheart, you know.
(fading)
Chester Gould-fashioned love song
Tracy croons to Tess “Voh-dee-oh-doh …”
Chester Gould-fashioned love song
Just part of why Tess Trueheart loves him so.
Chester Gould’s ration of wrong: Daily comics mayhem - Oh!
Crimes abound, abuse of law is all around,
and nothing hints a let-up, so …
he calls Dick Tracy once more
to see slammered the wrong’uns. Dick alone
can civic order restore
and then when, at last, it’s done …
Chester Gould-fashioned love song
Tracy sings thru’ his wrist radio
Chester Gould-fashioned love song
To his true love -- Tess Trueheart, you know.
From fighting Nazi foe to learning what Moon people know,
Dick meets the needs.
Don’t underrate him …
where the evil-doers work this valiant evil-shooer speeds.
More fearless than Fosdick,
well-schooled in forensics, you can bet your shield
when Tracy takes on a case the perp
will be in cooler sealed.
(Then)
Chester Gould-fashioned love song
Tracy sings thru’ his wrist radio
Chester Gould-fashioned love song
To his true love -- Tess Trueheart, you know.
(fading)
Chester Gould-fashioned love song
Tracy croons to Tess “Voh-dee-oh-doh …”
Chester Gould-fashioned love song
Just part of why Tess Trueheart loves him so.
© Stan Hall ... 75 years and change of Dick T's adventures really deserve detailed chronicling in a far longer song, but I couldn't resisit the titular pun (which, come to think of it, may not be evident to readers who've traveled with Tracy only since Boxing Day of 1977). :-)
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you've brought to mind several wonderful characters i haven't thought about in years...thanks...my fave of the day
Funny comic paper caper...yeah, the old comics were the best..
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