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Song Parodies -> "His Mama Told Him Not to Come"

Original Song Title:

"Mama Told Me Not to Come"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"His Mama Told Him Not to Come"

Parody Written by:

Michelle C.

The Lyrics

For all the men out there that hate your mothers-in-law...just remember that there are women who feel the exact same way about YOUR mothers.
Can you love my precious boy
Can you make him so happy
What's all these crazy questions that she's askin' me
This is the most psycho woman there could ever be
Feels like a damn police light is shining down on me

His mama told him not to come
Mama told him not to come
I'm not the one that she wants, no

Open up the window
Let some air into this room
I think I'm almost chokin'
From her smell of stale perfume

And that look that she is giving
'Bout scared me half to death
Open up the window, sucker
Let me catch my breath

[Refrain]
His mama told him not to come
His mama told him not to come
She said, she's not the one that I want for you, son
She's not the one that I want for you, son

She hates my personality
And I'm moving for the door
I'm looking at my boyfriend
Not fiancé anymore

His mama is so jealous
Like I never seen before
Don't know what it is
With this Oedipal complex whore!

[Refrain]

Mama told him, mama told him, mama told him
Told him, told him
She's not the one that I want for you, whoah, yeah yeah
His mama told him not to come
Mama, mama, mama told him
She's not the one that I want for you son
She's not the one that I want for you, no
She's not the one that I want for you, son
She's not the one that I want for you, no
She's not the one that I want for you, son

[Ad lib, repeat to fade]

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

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Michael Pacholek - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll give this a five, even if the late Ernie K-Doe wouldn't.
Meriadoc - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Little too much of the OS left in, but still a good read and a clever idea.

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