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Song Parodies -> "The Toys Are Back In Town"

Original Song Title:

"The Boys Are Back In Town"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Thin Lizzy

Parody Song Title:

"The Toys Are Back In Town"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A song about Toy Story.
Guess who just got back today
Woody and Buzz,they'd been away
Haven't changed,that much to say
Woody,I don't think Andy is crazy

No one's asking if you were around
Andy knows where you could be found
If he's gone,just go to downtown
Driving Sid's ugly toys crazy

The toys are back in town (The toys are back in town)
(they say) The toys are back in town
The toys are back in town
The toys are back in town (The toys are back in town)
The toys are back in town (The toys are back in town)

You know that Sid's room's a toy workshop
Every night he's torturing,fixing things that hop
Buzz,when I said he's workshopping till he drop
I mean he's a bully

And that time over at Sid's place
When his sis got up and he slapped Sid's face
Man we just fell about the place
If his toys don't wanna know forget us

The toys are back in town (The toys are back in town)
(I said) The toys are back in town
The toys are back in town
The toys are back in town (The toys are back in town)
The toys are back in town (The toys are back in town)

Spread the word around
Guess who's back in town

Just spread the word around

Friday night at Pizza Planet
Down near Dinoco's,that's it
Woody and Buzz believed it
And if the toys wanna fight no one lets 'em

That toy box in Andy's room opened for toys to get out
The toys aren't feeling warmer,they don't shout
Staying still till that Andy's out
Andy's toys are still here again

The toys are back in town (the toys are back in town)
The toys are back in town (the toys are back in town)
The toys are back in town (the toys are back in town)
(Spread the word around)
The toys are back in town (The toys are back in town)
(The toys are back, the toys are back)

The toys are back in town again

Say hi to Buzz and Woody

The toys are back in town again

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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The Thought Police - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked the idea enough to give it a 2-4-3.T.S.B.,instead of trying to put out so many parodies at once,try working on one ,then let it sit around for a day or two and work on it again.Then let everyone see what you got.
Meriadoc - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Whoever gave you the 2's in pacing don't know the song... 5-3-3.
pickle - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
'If the toys wanna fight...' - good one !
Kristof Robertson - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Best thing I've seen of yours, TSB...444. I agree with The Police, focus on quality over quantity, and you'll do well.
Vicky Richards - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Love this! Do you have an actual audio recording? or is it just your lyrics? I'd love to use this for a new dance I am doing with my stage school if allowed. Thanks x
Ceejaay - November 07, 2017 - Report this comment
This is fabulous! Do you have an audio recording of this at all? I have a fabulous idea for my theatre school with this track! Thank you xx

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