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Song Parodies -> "F-35"

Original Song Title:

"Y.M.C.A."

Original Performer:

The Village People

Parody Song Title:

"F-35"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Touted as the best 5th Gen fighter in the world, one has already been hit by Soviet era missiles and there has been an attempt to cover up the October 16, 2017 incident by claiming a bird strike brought the disabled fighter back to base not functioning. The lie was exposed when Syria reported that the Israeli jet was hit by two S-200 missiles in Syrian airspace near Lebanon. Requests to see photos of the jet have been refused. Needless to say a strike by more modern and powerful S-300, S-400, and S-500 Russian missiles would kill it too along with the Sukhoi family of fighters and MiG-31. It costs $109 per unit and was plagued by delays due to transitioning problems, severe vibration, and electrical mishaps. It enter USAF IOC in Summer of 2016, USMC IOC in December 2016. Japan has produced 2 and Israel got 2. One of which needs critical repair.
5th Gen, was almost shot down
Syrian Anti-Air almost brought one down
S-200s used as triple-A
IAF was not too happy

Israel, tried to put on a show
An airstrike on Syrian missiles you know
Mess with Russian, Syrian, and Iranian minds
Too bad that the plane almost got fried

It's fun to shoot at the F-35
It's fun to shoot at the F-35

The missiles they have are not mere toys
Air dominance the IAF did not enjoy

It's fun to shoot at the F-35
It's fun to shoot at the F-35

They thought it unseen, with those new stealth materials
But the threat was oh so real!

From Netanyahu back to D.C.
The Generals sure were not pleased
Bad press with early delivery
Bird strike is the lie that kept telling

Old missiles right off the shelf
Radar painted the bird despite it's stealth
Rocket motors made the intruder pay
Fast missiles hit a open intake

It's fun to shoot at the F-35
It's fun to shoot at the F-35

For the media they had a decoy
Bird strike ruse was deployed

It's fun to shoot at the F-35
It's fun to shoot at the F-35

The hit was clean, caused an ordeal
Tore out a lot of metal

IAF and USAF singing the blues
They don't know what they're going to do
The F-35 was meant to survive
What will happen when it meets the Su-35?

Russians have aces up their sleeves,
A wide range of new technologies
They plan to kill the F-35
Make all users play and pay

It's fun to shoot at the F-35
It's fun to shoot at the F-35

The 5th Gen news is but a lie
Raptor and Lightning II are both 4.5s

F-35 cost trillions and it comes at great price

This one, well it almost was almost shot down
By an outdated missile the Syrians still had around

F-35 pilot glad to be alive

Replacement for F-15, F-16, FA/18, and A-10 was sold proud
But sadly this IAF one is operationally down

F-35, needs improvement, not lies

The media feeds a bullsh-t story
Bird strike is not reality...

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Jonathan - November 01, 2017 - Report this comment
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Jeff - November 01, 2017 - Report this comment
No one is gonna shoot this parody down! 5's

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