-> "Good Old Sweden"
Original Song Title:
"In the Navy"
Parody Song Title:
"Good Old Sweden"
The Lyrics
World War II displeasure
So Sweden offered treasure
"Play them both" psychology
Like Switzerland or Spain, do what you've gotta do
Hitler's demands: invasion-free
No one has to die
No Stukas in a dive
No assault by land or sea
Sweden takes no stand
Just gives in to Reich demands
In exchange for gold and beef (coal too)!!!
(Chorus)
Good old Sweden
Yes, it claims neutrality
Good old Sweden
Yes, sells iron ore to please
Good old Sweden
Sure did bow, refused to take a stand
Good old Sweden, Good old Sweden
Gave the Germans a helping hand
Good old Sweden
Come on, protect the motherland
Good old Sweden
Steel, ball bearings in demand
Good old Sweden
Permittenttrafik fur Fatherland
Good old Sweden, Good old Sweden, Good old Sweden (Kept on cheatin')
Saved some Jews, Danish too
Gave the Allies airbase use!
Trained foreign soldiers
Took French and British orders
Broke some Jer-codes fast
To Farnborough a crate
Was a V-2s fate
Enough raw materials to last
Since the war began
A high price to pay
But they didn't worry 'bout a thing
Claimed neutrality
Feigned bravery
While exporting to enemies!
(Chorus)
Covert loads, Mosquitos
How they did it- few do know!
Safety!
Avert a Nazi blow!
The right to choose, right thing to do
Avoid the sound of loud jackboots!
Ships, ships, ships, on the water
On the move
To both Britain AND Germany!
Ball bearings... war meat & gravy!
Germans are so ruthless
Gotta sell them everything!
Britain too, it was all so crazy!
(Chorus)
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