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Song Parodies -> "In the Kriegsmarine"

Original Song Title:

"In the Navy"

Original Performer:

The Village People

Parody Song Title:

"In the Kriegsmarine"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspired by Susanna's earlier version :)
Different kind of treasure
Convoy-destroying pleasure
With German technology
Two "Happy Times" early-war until end of '42
Terror lurked under the sea
When U-boat threat was high
N Atlantic tough times
Churchill was very worried
Doenitz had a grand plan
U-boats were in demand
Strangle Britain, cause defeat!

In the Kriegsmarine
Ja, you can stalk the seven seas
In the Kriegsmarine
Ja, fish in water are Zaunkonig
In the Kriegsmarine
Type VIIC, 88 deck gun- BLAM!!!
In the Kriegsmarine, in the Kriegsmarine
Sinking ships- Hitler's demand
In the Kriegsmarine
Come on, protect the Fatherland
In the Kriegsmarine
Take downed airman back to dry land
In the Kriegsmarine
Sinking ships- Hitler's demand
In the Kriegsmarine, in the Kriegsmarine, in the Kriegsmarine (in the KM)

They sunk you, they sunk you
And millions of tons to boot!!!

Into harm they ventured
Facing Allied destroyers
And yet they were up to task
High percentage loss rate
Most met a depth-charge fate
But still fought on until the last (day)
Aircraft sometimes nailed one
In bold surface raids
Amid all the flak guns firing
In the daylight often seen
U-boats of the Kriegsmarine
The Wolfpacks always hunting

In the Kriegsmarine
Ja, you can stalk the seven seas
In the Kriegsmarine
Ja, fish in water are Zaunkonig
In the Kriegsmarine
Type VIIC, 88 deck gun- BLAM!!!
In the Kriegsmarine, in the Kriegsmarine
Sinking ships- Hitler's demand
In the Kriegsmarine
Come on, protect the Fatherland
In the Kriegsmarine
Take downed airman back to dry land
In the Kriegsmarine
Sinking ships- Hitler's demand
In the Kriegsmarine, in the Kriegsmarine, in the Kriegsmarine (in the KM)

They sunk you, they sunk you
And millions of tons to boot!!!

At sea...

They sunk you, they sunk you
In the end with an Elektroboot*

And oh how they loved to slaughter
Ja, "Das Boot"
Underwater predators were the pride of Germany

Last boats were new, they had a few... in the Kriegsmarine

Sub pen safety net?
Nein, overrun, by numbers of men and machines

They never got 300 boats** in the Kriegsmarine...
*Elektroboot= Electroboat, type XXIII last to make a kill on May 7, 1945
** 300 boats= was goal of Doenitz to patrol N Atlantic and strangle Britain into defeat. He only had maybe 100 at any given time. But still the KM U-boats sunk 15 million tons by themselves, rendering the surface fleet practically useless except for the commerce raiders. German S-boats were also effective on the coasts. In all, the KM with all resources killed close to 20 million tons in WW2 (Fw-200 Condor included)

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Naziphobe - May 07, 2014 - Report this comment
Same old naziphile crap. Most people here give you the AIR. It's time they gave you das boot.
Wolfenstein - May 07, 2014 - Report this comment
Same as the USA No 1 garbage or Putin's New Russian Empire rant. USA got butt kicked in Iraq and Afghanistan and must flee home with the tail between legs like scared hund. Sieg Heil 4Eva Yankees

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