-> "Nacho Monn"
Original Song Title:
"Macho Man"
Parody Song Title:
"Nacho Monn"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Blotto...he is really blotto.
Blotto...feeling ill. non-grato.
Blotto...as he munches Fritos.
Blotto...'Chucking cheese' his motto.
Chucked about, he's blotto, blotto.
Such a lout, he's blotto, blotto.
Yells and shouts, he's blotto, blotto.
Nekkid now, he's blotto, blotto.
Birthday Mike wants to be a stark-o Nacho man.
He's so dlunk brind and blotto with cheese in his hand.
Chucking cheese on awnings, Oh Monn, no.
Breaks into a snack bar, rustling through.
Cops can't yet believe that, he's a Nacho man.
Tennessee is now a cheddar-covered land!
Yay! Yay! Great birthday!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
He's 23- the Nacho Monn!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
Guy's nude and eatin' Nachos!
Blotto, rather grot whilst blotto.
Blotto, covered up with sloppo.
Blotto, run to Jeeps un-sotto.
Blotto, covered cheese- say what-o?
Blotto, without shorts or top-o.
Blotto, now the courts are hotto.
Blotto, he has got this nacho,
Blotto, smothered up my crotch, oh!
You can smell the nachos, he has a funky pong.
He's pissed and shirtless, heavens, with cheese on the top.
Stinky and so blotto, like Ralphing.
Caught him dripping cheese, think he's sane?
Grab some chips and scoop that, he's a Nacho man.
Hire him as caterer, a walking snack-bar stand!
Yay! Yay! Great birthday!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
He's 23- the Nacho Monn!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
Guy's nude and eatin' Nachos! (With bites.)
Stark-o blotto Monn,
He's 23- the Nacho Monn!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
Guy's nude and eatin' Nachos! (A sight!)
Yum, nacho flavoured!
Blotto...he is really blotto.
Blotto...feeling ill. non-grato.
Blotto...as he munches Fritos.
Blotto...'Chucking cheese' his motto.
Birthday Mike wants to be a stark-o Nacho man,
Why go and skive those cheese snacks? Tacos taste so bland.
Grabs some chips, whilst high he steals.
Undress himself then run the streets? Quite unreal!
Cops can't yet believe that, he's a Nacho man.
Tennessee is now a cheddar-covered land!
Yay! Yay! Great birthday!
Stark-o blotto Monn, (blotto Monn!)
He's 23- the Nacho Monn!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
Guy's nude and eatin' Nachos! (With his hair full of cheese!)
Stark-o blotto Monn, (Want some big thick waffles!)
He's 23- the Nacho Monn!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
Guy's nude and eatin' Nachos! (Covered shoulders!)
Stark-o blotto Monn, (Friggin blotto!)
He's 23- the Nacho Monn!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
Guy's nude and eatin' Nachos!
Stark-o blotto Monn, (blotto Monn!)
He's 23- the Nacho Monn!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
Guy's nude and eatin' Nachos!
YAY!
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