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Song Parodies -> "Nacho Monn"

Original Song Title:

"Macho Man"

Original Performer:

The Village People

Parody Song Title:

"Nacho Monn"

The Lyrics

This is inspired by Johnny D's finding of this humorous news article:http://
www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2004-07-20-snack-bust_x.htmThe chorus is
an adaption of AGRIMORFEE's chorus idea, so props to you, dude!
Blotto...he is really blotto.
Blotto...feeling ill. non-grato.
Blotto...as he munches Fritos.
Blotto...'Chucking cheese' his motto.
Chucked about, he's blotto, blotto.
Such a lout, he's blotto, blotto.
Yells and shouts, he's blotto, blotto.
Nekkid now, he's blotto, blotto.

Birthday Mike wants to be a stark-o Nacho man.
He's so dlunk brind and blotto with cheese in his hand.
Chucking cheese on awnings, Oh Monn, no.
Breaks into a snack bar, rustling through.
Cops can't yet believe that, he's a Nacho man.
Tennessee is now a cheddar-covered land!

Yay! Yay! Great birthday!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
He's 23- the Nacho Monn!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
Guy's nude and eatin' Nachos!

Blotto, rather grot whilst blotto.
Blotto, covered up with sloppo.
Blotto, run to Jeeps un-sotto.
Blotto, covered cheese- say what-o?
Blotto, without shorts or top-o.
Blotto, now the courts are hotto.
Blotto, he has got this nacho,
Blotto, smothered up my crotch, oh!

You can smell the nachos, he has a funky pong.
He's pissed and shirtless, heavens, with cheese on the top.
Stinky and so blotto, like Ralphing.
Caught him dripping cheese, think he's sane?
Grab some chips and scoop that, he's a Nacho man.
Hire him as caterer, a walking snack-bar stand!

Yay! Yay! Great birthday!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
He's 23- the Nacho Monn!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
Guy's nude and eatin' Nachos! (With bites.)

Stark-o blotto Monn,
He's 23- the Nacho Monn!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
Guy's nude and eatin' Nachos! (A sight!)

Yum, nacho flavoured!
Blotto...he is really blotto.
Blotto...feeling ill. non-grato.
Blotto...as he munches Fritos.
Blotto...'Chucking cheese' his motto.

Birthday Mike wants to be a stark-o Nacho man,
Why go and skive those cheese snacks? Tacos taste so bland.
Grabs some chips, whilst high he steals.
Undress himself then run the streets? Quite unreal!
Cops can't yet believe that, he's a Nacho man.
Tennessee is now a cheddar-covered land!

Yay! Yay! Great birthday!
Stark-o blotto Monn, (blotto Monn!)
He's 23- the Nacho Monn!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
Guy's nude and eatin' Nachos! (With his hair full of cheese!)

Stark-o blotto Monn, (Want some big thick waffles!)
He's 23- the Nacho Monn!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
Guy's nude and eatin' Nachos! (Covered shoulders!)

Stark-o blotto Monn, (Friggin blotto!)
He's 23- the Nacho Monn!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
Guy's nude and eatin' Nachos!

Stark-o blotto Monn, (blotto Monn!)
He's 23- the Nacho Monn!
Stark-o blotto Monn,
Guy's nude and eatin' Nachos!
YAY!

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Johnny D - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliantly cheesy!
Kristof Robertson - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Cheddarrific! 555
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Jake, you´re dipping into the 5s here, but some bubba beat you to the title. (I remembered ´cos one of my first parodies here when I was really new was to YMCA and that´s also when I learned that parodies where also categorised by original artist. Anyway, I figure you might wanna compare versions. Yours is better but the other got some funny lines too):
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/villagepeople3.shtml
EmiLoca - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
"Walking snack-bar stand" struck me as the funniest thing ever. Good work here!
Ashkicksass - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
When I first read this, I had the tune of YMCA in my head, even though it clearly says it's to Macho Man at the top. And I seriously thought you lost your edge, Luke. Thank God you haven't, and it was just my dumassiness! Great job!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny D, Kristof, K1CHYD and Emi. As for AKA, remember that it will always be your dumbassiness whenever you get the slightest inkling that you are not enjoying my parodies ;)
T.J. Spindler - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
i voted 111 cuz i hate u, there goes ur perfect score
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Once again TJ blatantly displays his senseless desecration of others' enjoyment. I won't report these comments, letting them stand tribute to his Neanderthality for all to see.
Johnny D - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) (munch, munch) ..... see .... above .... (crunch)
Adagio - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Yummo!!
Jeff Reuben - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good
Phil Alexander - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
That's really.. er.. unusual :-) But kind of fun...
Rick D - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Toga! Toga! Toga!
Melhi - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
N - Nice job!
The Invincible - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Seriously, man. This was some good stuff. I gave it fives.
K1chyd - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Passing by, restoring some 5s.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all. Try the punch, it softens the palate for more NACHO consumption!
Meriadoc - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Nacho best, but still excellent.. (okay - couldn't resist that...)
Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
ABC.... gets my vote. i laughed a ton!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Meriadoc, I was waiting for someone to drop that one ;) Lossekanen...is that you, Mike?!
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "N" CO-WINNER - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,2629.0.html
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "N" GOLD MEDAL - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=1350;image
Chris H. - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know if anybody knew this , but in a Simpson's episode Homer sang this song when he got a cowboy hat made of Nacho tortilla with cheese in the side of the hat. That's what I was thinking about reading this.
Dylan Baranski - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd hate to be offensive, but I can do a better Nacho Man song than you or Bubba.

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