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Song Parodies -> "I Found Gloves On A Disco Floor"

Original Song Title:

"I Found Love On A Disco Floor"

Original Performer:

The Temprees

Parody Song Title:

"I Found Gloves On A Disco Floor"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

For this one, I thought I'd delve into the macabre. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS: (short version) (long version)
I found gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves layin’ on a disco floor.
Would you believe I found gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves?
Quoth The Raven, “Nevermore!”

The night was dark and stormy, (whoo!)
T’was a killer on the streets.
This madman, he was cuttin’ down (he was cuttin’ down)
Innocents like they were wheat.

The police chief put me right on the case
And I didn’t know what to do.
So I grabbed my (grabbed my) snub-nose Python (snub-nose Python)
And I hoped, hoped, hoped for a big breakthrough.

I found gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves layin’ on a disco floor.
Would you believe I found gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves?
Quoth The Raven, “Nevermore!”

I took myself to Studio (whoo!)
‘Cause disco’s so far out.
To find this kook on a disco floor, (on a disco floor)
I really had some doubt.

But then he looked into my eyes,
I knew he was just bad news.
I pulled my gun, (ooh) I cried out “Freeze!” (ooh)
And he fled from the scene, but I found some good clues.

I found gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves layin’ on a disco floor.
Would you believe I found gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves?
Quoth The Raven, “Nevermore!”

I took my clues to the BCI,
I had those things analyzed.
The DNA was on the mark,
So we planned out a raid, our boy was penalized.

I found gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves layin’ on a disco floor.
Would you believe I found gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves?
Quoth The Raven, “Nevermore!”

It’s all because I found bad gloves, (gloves, gloves,)
Bloody gloves, (gloves, gloves layin’ on a disco floor)
Really beat, really rotten gloves.

Gloves, man (gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves.)
I found gloves. (Quoth The Raven, “Nevermore!”)
Bad gloves.
I found, I found gloves.
(Gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves layin’ on a disco floor)
Truly, truly, truly odious gloves.
(Gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves)
Gloves, man. Gloves, man.
(Quoth The Raven, “Nevermore!”)
Bad gloves, bad gloves, bad gloves, yeah.
(Gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves layin’ on a disco floor)
Yeah, they’re bad gloves, bad gloves.

[break]

Gloves, man (gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves.)
I found gloves. (Quoth The Raven, “Nevermore!”)
Bad gloves.
I found, I found gloves.
(Gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves layin’ on a disco floor)
Truly, truly, truly odious gloves.
(Gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves)
Gloves, man. Gloves, man.
(Quoth The Raven, “Nevermore!”)
Bad gloves, bad gloves, bad gloves, yeah.
(Gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves layin’ on a disco floor)
Yeah, they’re bad gloves, bad gloves…

[fade out]
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by being unable to find love anywhere, never mind on a disco floor.

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