-> "NFL Blitz"
Original Song Title:
"Ballroom Blitz"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"NFL Blitz"
The Lyrics
Are you ready Young? Uh-huh
Seau? Yeah
Favre? Okay
Alright fellas - let's go!
Oh the game's about to start
Choosing a play that represents me
My dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh and see a cool quarterback as a man on fire
His eyes are as red as the sun
And the coach in the corner,he's not an offender
Cause he thinks he's the terrible one
Oh Yeah! It was like hurdling
Everybody was tackling
And the players was scoring
And they aren't very boring
Yeah,Yeah,Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
And the cool quarterback said everyone attack
And it was time for NFL Blitz
And the coach in the corner said man I want to warn you
It was time for an NFL Blitz
NFL Blitz,NFL Blitz,NFL Blitz,NFL Blitz
Oh reaching out for something
And stepping out's what I really do
Oh I'm fond of interceptions
Brett Favre appears he wasn't hurting you
And the cool quarterback is ready to crack
Tackles running backs to the sky
And the coach in the corner said everyone's happy
He won't kill you with a blink of his eye
Oh Yeah! It was pathetic
So totally hectic
And the team started leaving
Cause they all stopped breathing
Yeah,Yeah,Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
And the cool quarterback said everyone attack
And it was time for NFL Blitz
And the coach in the corner said man I want to warn you
It was time for an NFL Blitz
NFL Blitz,NFL Blitz,NFL Blitz,NFL Blitz
Oh Yeah! It was like hurdling
Everybody was tackling
And the players was scoring
And they aren't very boring
Yeah,Yeah,Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
And the cool quarterback said everyone attack
And it was time for NFL Blitz
And the coach in the corner said man I want to warn you
It was time for an NFL Blitz
NFL Blitz,NFL Blitz,NFL Blitz,NFL Blitz
That was NFL Blitz
That was NFL Blitz
That was NFL Blitz
Yeah,that's NFL Blitz
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