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Song Parodies -> "Dance Politicians"

Original Song Title:

"Dance Little Sister"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Dance Politicians"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

I thought to myself; when our Politicians are ripping us off, saying one thing while doing another thing, stating that they are for the people but are lined up at the pap trough...isn't that sort of a dance? Sixteen - Amendment XVI. Pap - Government Largesse
Dance Politicians

(Sung to "Dance Little Sister" by The Rolling Stones)


In 1913 they passed Sixteen
Letting the Fed tax us; that was quite obscene!
Dance, dance Politicians dance!

When 1923 came, Harding reigned
Teapot Dome Scandal was quite insane...
Dance, dance Politicians dance

In WW II, Withholding for me and you
now they steal from you weekly you know you are screwed...
Dance, dance, Politicians dance

I said dance, dance, Politicians dance!
Backslide and change your Stance!
Show us a scornful prance!
I said dance, dance Politicians dance!
Dance, Democrats, dance
Dance, Republicans dance

JFK won in '60 and was a bit shifty...
but he lowered our taxes (from a Dem that was nifty!)
Dance, dance, Politicians, dance

But in '68, LBJ the ingrate
Gave SSI to the Federal State...
Dance, dance Politicians, dance

I said dance, dance Politicians dance
There is brown matter in your pants
you've put us all in a trance
I said dance, dance Politicians dance
Dance Demonrats, dance
Dance, Republican'ts, dance

Now its 2013 and they still are obscene...
Why deal when they can screw us (Do ya know what I mean?)

I said dance, dance, Politicians, dance
Filthy little miscreants
With you, reform hasn't a chance
I said dance, dance, Politicians, dance
Dance, Politicians, dance
Dance, Politicians dance

The two probs I see, the Dems and GOP
If we don't vote them out no more Republic I see
Dance, Politicians, dance
I said dance, dance, Robberticians
Dance DoNothingicians
Dance Politicians, dance...
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Old Man Ribber - March 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Cry - I worry less about the dancing politicians than I do about who's calling the tune. Entertaing and informative. ;D
Old Man Ribber - March 04, 2013 - Report this comment
EntertaiNing! ;D
John Barry - March 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Might be "Lance, Politicians. . ." as they continue to leech us.
constitution guy - March 06, 2013 - Report this comment
one side has the media and sheepish voters on their side and they never get condemned for their liberal socialist ways, or it would be controllable

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