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Song Parodies -> "Proud as a Peacock & Bad as Clampy!"

Original Song Title:

"We're Proud! (Proud as a Peacock campaign song)"

Original Performer:

The National Broadcasting Company

Parody Song Title:

"Proud as a Peacock & Bad as Clampy!"

Parody Written by:

Maxie Simpson

The Lyrics

This parody of NBC's 1979-1981 Proud as a Peacock campaign (which shows that the NBC television network isn't in last place anymore (and is now in second place alongside CBS)) also spoofs a scene from the Finny the Shark episode "Merry Christmas, Finny!" and serves as the pre-show to the IT play in The Best of Treehouse of Horror 2: Into the Midday Zone. The play itself is sponsored by NBC itself.
Announcer: (spoken) Disneyland's newest play 'Not It' is brought to by NBC, the National Broadcasting Company.

Singers: We're proud, uh huh, say it again!
N-B-C.
We're proud!
We're not last place.
Proud!
We're the network in the flow.
Since Freddy left,
We're working to be 1st place again
A 50 rating,
A 50 share
Can we make our mark?
Sure can!
We're so proud to be
N-B-C.

Leo: (spoken; to Clampy (who is dressed as the NBC peacock)) Bad Clampy! Don't steal the NBC peacock's feathers!
Clampy: (pants and barks)

Singers: BAD! Clampy's really really bad!!
N-B-C, proud as a peacock and bad as Clampy!

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Honest Trailers - September 21, 2022 - Report this comment
Sure, Hulu already tried this model and it failed, but did they have a c0ck in their name? I think C0CK! I mean, C0CK! Er—N0T!

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