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Song Parodies -> "Rabies"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Jackson 5

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Will John

The Lyrics

This song is about a camping guy getting rabies from a crazy suirrel.
A buh-buh buh buh-buh
A buh-buh buh buh-buh
I was going camping with my girl
like before I had to hurl....
I was telling her to be nice
now now, I 've told her twice
When we decided to go to bed
I found something on my head
it was to lazy to look and see
A crazy squirrel had given me....

Rabies easy to catch rabies,
Bad to catch rabies
As simple to get
Rabies bad for me you should see

Rabies easy to catch rabies
Bad to get rabies
As simple to get rabies Rabies bad for me you should see

Come get me to the hospital
Come get me to the hospital
You better hurry I 'm going crazy here
Come on, come on, come on
Let me show you what it's all about!
To get rabies
Save me!
If you want me to live girl you better hurry call 911.
You won't get a pony if you do help me.
IIIIIIII I'm going crazy don't let it be.
I'll show you who to ride the creature.
Don't expect me to be your teacher.
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
Just get to the emergecy room.
or I'm going to die,
Come on baby sweetie pie.
I think I love you!
Yes! but.....
Get up, girl!
Show me what you can do!
Or i'm going to sell your dolls to the orphanage too
Bad for me you should see
Rabies! they're driving me crazy!
Do re mi, baby, huh!
That's how easy rabies can be.
Bad for me baby
Rabies! baby!
That's how they can affect me!
It's easy to catch them.
Rabies a thing to envy.
That's how easy rabies can be.
Save me save me !!!
Here you can have these!
No Daddy! not rabies!
Geting rabies
That's how easy you can catch Rabiese
Now we both have rabies fever say it loud
Rabies Fever! Rabies F-F-Fever!!!!
Rabies easy to catch rabies.
Thank you!!!!

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Pacing: 3.2
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Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 8

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Agrimorfee - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty wacky how the singer gets kooky as the disease progresses. However, there's no way you can convince me to sing "Re-A-BIES" to make 3 syllables out of the word "RABIES". ;)
J - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job, man.I really enjoyed The Amish,I also enjoyed this one.Keep on writin' em'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! peace out Will John!
Ann - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
good effort

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